Whoever painted the lines on that street was drunk.
(Yeah, I know it’s AI generated, that doesn’t mean I’m wrong.)
Harassingexisting in public.Fuck Cars material?
That’s dragons, not dinosaurs. Common mistake.
Based
How do they know they’re women?
How do they know they’re costumes?
How frustrating would it be right now, to be an alien trying to convince people you’re an alien, but your physical form is that of a fursuit.
Because boobs
Some trans men have boobs; calling them women is the worst crime imaginable: misgendering.
I’m scaroused.
It’s a fear boner!
Fearection*
It leads to a terrorgasm
Didn’t knew those therms thanks for the knowledge stranger
Even though this is an obviously AI generated picture (which makes it funnier BTW), this seems like a fun shenanigan to pull on the weekends.
The best part is that nobody will recognize you with the velociraptor masks on.
The most unbelievable part is Hagerstown.
Not that the name of the account has Serrif instead of Sheriff?
Clever girl.
Careful with this kind of jokes, it needs to be as obvious as possible that it is one. Some people are morons and can become violent for shit like this. Remember the guy who got shot dressed as a scary clown (probably as a joke)
It IS obvious though. Look at the closeup of the one wearing red. Now look at the sidewalk.
Now look at your man. Now back to me.
If your intention is to scare people who didn’t sign up for it iirc that is assault.
Yes exactly, that’s why it needs to be obviously a joke, every one should be amused or neutral about it, no one should be scared.
Yeah I mean when was the last time you saw a dinosaur having a cigarette?
10/10, would smash
Smash your cloacae together?
That’s disgusting! At what time are they there?
Yes, and at what cross streets? I really want to make sure that I avoid them.
Just to be sure I know the place and time to avoid them, I’ll be coming with you guys
Good plan. We’ll just head down there really quick and take a peak so we know exactly what it is that we’re avoiding.
INFORMATION NEEDED: her discord handle
Clever girls…
Huh. David Icke was right all along. Who knew?
Is this real? Because wife material.
I think it’s AI unfortunately.
I know the Facebook account it’s posted from is a parody account. I cannot say anything about the veracity of the pictures.
I had a feeling it was a parody tbh
Don’t rain on our parade. Let it be real
For reference.
I want it to be real, damnit! It’s really funny.
I did not get hookers from this originally
sigh I’ll never meet a sexy, single dino lady.
I mean there are entire conventions, but you’ll struggle with “hot”.
If you’re referring to furry conventions, then I’ll chime in and say there are plenty of hot people in the furry community. They just usually aren’t the ones who get mocked on social media for being awkward.
Also there’s lots of hot people at furry cons, at least the ones that didn’t engineer some really efficient cooling for their suits.
Don’t worry, bro. You’ll find the lusty Argonian maid of your dreams sooner or later! There are plenty of lizards in the desert.
you mean crosswalks don’t usually end diagonally in the middle of the street?
…or Hagerstown.
Just means wesker will need to marry an AI.
Almost makes it worth visiting Texas.
Almost.
I’m pretty sure you might get shot if you tried this in Texas. Some crazy would get mad about how dinosaurs were invented by Satan to mislead people into believing in evolution and therefore wearing a dinosaur costume makes you agents of the devil or something.
Why? What’s in Texas? This says Maryland
I’m in Texas. You can visit me.
Go home, Texas, you’re drunk.
what’s in Texas
Maryland, probably.
(Rest of the world)
Are all scalies this based?
Absolutely. 😄
If I had a fursuit/scalesuit then I’d absolutely do shit like that. So, I guess?
I’d rather come across a women in a dinosaur costume then a dinosaur in a woman costume if I was alone in the woods.
Coward
Damn right, buds.
Normally, an image would have already been posted of the cover art for Bear by Marian Engel, and though it doesn’t apply here, there’s always someone looking out for our needs
but… but a dinosaur is actually like strong and…
oh wait, you already picked the person. i was so ready to be fragile about it
The real question is would you rather be in the woods with a bear or with a lusty argonian maid ?🤔
Give me the dinosaur in a woman costume or the lusty Argonian maid any day.
That s not the safest option but probably the best one .
You can’t live your life in fear.
Exactly this is why I live my life scaroused that s way better
yeah I bet there’s a lot of weird things you’d come across huh buddy
