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Sugar free gummy bears will make you shit your pants in 2 hours. And in 3 hours. And in 4 hours. Etc.
This is easy. Google “miralax colonoscopy prep solution”
Enjoy!
Is there a taco bell near you?
he said 2 hrs not 2 minutes
Lookup “colon cleansing”.
Hairbo sugar free gummy bears
They said 2-6 hrs. Not 2-6 min
RemindMe! 6 hours “reply to this thread”
You asked for a reminder to: reply to this thread
Thanks. Try mineral oil.
Orally, anally, both?
Orally. It can take 6 hours for a bowel movement.
I hope that stupid bot doesn’t exist here
There’s this stuff they give you before a colonoscopy. I don’t know what it’s called but it will get the job done
Movieprep or kleenprep. I’ve had both and one definitely worked for me and the other only kicked in the morning off my endoscopy.
There’s these which are prescription only, but you can also down a bottle of magnesium citrate as an OTC alternative.
Good ol magnesium shit-rate
And as a bonus, the taste of magnesium citrate doesn’t make you gag like the prescription stuff.
Sandwich bag full of shit placed in your shorts 2-6 hours from now. Then sit down firmly.
Or talk to the homeless guy in Walmart. He seems to have this one down pat.
Salt water flush. You will shit continuously for two hours as your body tries to rid you of a dangerous amount of salt.
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Holy shit, that ratio
The jar says add 1tsp to 8 oz water.
A liter is 33.8 fl.oz.
33.8 oz ÷ 8 oz = 4.2 tsp.
Half a cup is 24 tsp.
This is too many.
Am Crawfish, can confirm
During this window, farts are lies!
Just relax homie, you got this. 💩
Milk of magnesia. You can get it at basically any drug store and it will make you fucking BLAST.
Stuff marshmallows up your butt. The glycerine in them will make you evacuate your bowels within 10 minutes as they dissolve.
A banana or 3 is more ergonomic and has the same effect.
nobody:
klysma kinkers: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Is this speaking from experience?
I can’t stop laughing from thinking about someone stuffing marshmallows up their ass.
You’ve tried it too? I got to 31, then farted…
My girlfriend wasn’t impressed.
sounds like cloudseeding
<insert mark as NSFW train copypasta>
I kinda want to try this to see if it’s true but also ewww
This, plus your username backwards, makes me think this is the voice of experience.
Eat a big bowl of oatmeal now, then have a coffee 2 minutes before showtime.
Ok so i think it is cool everybody answers the question…
But why PenisWenisGenius? Why do you need this information?
Just asking for a friend 😇
Which friend and why do they need it
They need it for anal reaaons
If they’re looking for a nice long butt fucking, why not an enema ?
Based on the answer you got we need to consider that everyone answering has become complicit in, if not crimes, at the very least japery.
