If I ever won the lotto, I’d donate a big chunk to Sal. He got me through my worst classes. Him and the organic chemistry tutor on youtube, who also does lots of easy to follow math.

I give myself a “Dammit, Steve” from Life Aquatic maybe twice a week. I’m a woman, and my name isn’t Steve.

I’ve also got a lot of mileage out of, “everyone knows when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of you and umption.”

•Don’t be a dick

•No means no

•An additional elusive third thing. I’m a big fan of the laws of thermodynamics. Maybe those.

Sometimes my dog takes a shit that smells exactly like Nair.

I’m almost completely indifferent to sports, but fuck the Yankees.

Back in the day, fanfiction.net had to impose a No Real People Fic rule, because it just got too weird and bad. I am also elderly.

I have no objections to her writing fan wank.

Start posting updates for your team. Even if it’s lonely talking to an empty room. Try to post a couple times a week with news or trivia or… old players new restaurants or whatever they do when they retire. We’re so little here that we can’t afford to lurk. Be the content you want to see.

Fanfiction, not politician. I hope there’s no overlap.

The second season was fan service and unnecessary. Sometimes it’s fine to end with one cohesive story and leave the rest to AO3.

I came to reddit from fark, before the digg migration or exodus or whatnot. There was also stumbleupon, and the others are all lost to me.

It’s the rules.

WHEEEK

Free coverage from Ryan Hall Y’all on youtube. He’s livestreaming for the foreseeable future with no ads.

LightningMaps is my favorite real time weather map site.

NOAA’s National Hurricane Center is the gold standard and updates regularly.

Collective noun might be the word you’re looking for. This list is for animals in particular.

It’s him. He’s the whore.

It’s worth a little digging.

Bring it.

Always.

I like putting half a cut-up banana in mine, then eating the other banana half for dessert.

Oh shit. The Baroque Cycle getting the Game of Thrones treatment… minus the executive meddling.