I say “bum” and my wife says “boob”
Interested to hear what you think.
I also choose this guy’s wife’s “boob”.
Excellent reference
Boop!
Shart
Gotta love a portmanteau.
Do you think you could say this on network TV? It’s origin is definitely a curse word, but somehow I feel like this would get a pass.
Hump
Also: dink
Edit: hehehehehehe
You must be a fan of The Princess Bride, or as I like to call it Prince Humperdink and that Blasted Woman Who Didn’t Want to Get Married
Your edit is the whole reason I’m here :)
Engelbert Humperdinck ?
Bob
This is great, I have a curmudgeonly relative named Bob, and he would just hate to think that’s funny
Bob and vagene?
Onomatopoeia usually punch above their weight class here. Shlorp gets my vote.
Have you ever used Shlorp as a verb? I feel it paints a particular picture
Yes, almost exclusively in the context of dogs shlorping up water from their bowl.
Shlorp
Shlorp
Shlorp
Shlorp
Shlorp
*gets water all over the floor, again…
Shit. I associate that with how my friend and I used to say it during games. “Ah Chiet!” like you have no teeth.
Shit’s versatile. Whether you pronounce it shit, shieeeet, shit… or SHIT! all has different meanings
Nah
I’m a nope guy myself, but I certainly get the appeal
Workout wanting to ruffle anyone’s feathers, I will submit queef, which would be worth a chuckle even if it held no meaning
It’s funny that quaff is spelled similarly, but has a completely different vibe to it. The two don’t mix at all.
Well, unless you’re into quaffing queefs, I’m not here to judge.
Once I quaffed a queef, inhaled a clunge that had beefed, I just belched for relief and resumed the great feat
This is art! Bravo!
I only really come here to say such things. Megustalations
“womp”
but usually funnier when used as a pair
Makes me think of a sad trombone. Whomp-whomp
Wah-wah-wah has a similar energy
Funt. Looks horrendously rude, resembles two terrible English words, but is completely without meaning in and of itself. Unless you let UrbanDictionary tell you that it’s the combination of those two words anyway.
It’s also the noise things make when launched out of a tube by compressed air, if not the noise made by lighting gases in a test tube, both of which are highly entertaining.
The spelling “phoont” may be preferable.
I know exactly what you mean with the air-tube. In video games it’s the stock grenade launcher sound effect.
I spell it “fwump.” It’s funny that we’re probably thinking of the exact same sound and have different ways to express it
Squirrel
This is kind of blowing my mind that a word that long is only one syllable
Always appreciated the levels of drawl it takes to squeeze this into one.
Funny, I drawl it into one syllable, but I read it as two. Didn’t understand how it fit the rule.
I see you’re unfamiliar with the alternate spelling, skwerl.
So you’re American, I take it?
Moob.
Hehe, moobies
Shmeckels
Shmeckels makes me think of a fun name for money, like shekels.
I say look at this fat stack of smackaroonies! That’s a lotta dough, there’s gotta be a hundred clams here! And you know what I’m gonna do with all these bones? Buy a thesaurus!
Shmackaroonies you shay?
Queef 😂
