Stick seems much more useful
Big talk for someone in throwing distance.
Then use the stick to take the rock. Smarmt.
*humanity figures out warfare, colorized*
Stick I love sticks
There’s a stick enthusiast community:
!stick@sh.itjust.worksWhat a beautiful community. Thanks for sharing :)
Holy stick!!
Witch. No stick is perfect nor is any rock…
Stick every time
Rock; stick can be carved easily.
…with the rock.
Stick like that you can find on every third tree. I have never seen stone like that, definitely not IRL.
I have a rock just like the one pictured. Generally found in riverbeds or beaches that haven’t turned it all into sand yet.
Stick, easiest choice of my life
Rock, easiest choice of my life
You bring up a pretty strong argument, but I’ll have to stick with my original choice chief
Look at that rock tho. One in a billion rock, right there.
It def is a pretty fuckin’ nice rock, gotta say
Hmm… You make a lot of arguments that are easily countered by the perfect choice of STICK!
stick
Obviously the stick, what are you going to do with a stupid rock?
Skip it across a lake
That rock would skip so fucking good, ooooh doggy!
I’d be so scared I’d break the stick.
It sounds like you’re imagining a stick with an imperfection…
Rock is the better investment here. Stick will decay and either away. Rock is stronk and will last longer.
Plus it beats scissors.
From the moment I understood the weakness of wood, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of stone. Your kind cling to your wood, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day, the crude biomass that you call the stick will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the rock is immortal. Even in death, I serve the Fossilliah.
The stick, it has hand guards!
This is why I wear cargo shorts
Nature has a much harder job creating the perfect rock. I’ll take it and keep my eyes out for another perfect stick.
Obviously the rock.
