meanwhile in australia: FUCK YEAH INVASION DAY CUNTS 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🦘🐨
while our politicians say that not loving australia day and wanting to move it to literally any other significant day in australian history is unaustralian 😔
… im sure we’re not alone
(and then i looked up canada day - nope that’s their day of confederation, south africa - their day of their first non-racial democratic elections, nz - … waitangi day - day of their treaty signing with the māori people - perhaps seems controversial in similar ways?… anyway australia day is a pretty fucking awful celebration)
You people are doing something big on the 4th right?
Yeah, we’re gonna blow the shit out of the sky.
In the words of Dr. Glaucomflecken, “Yeah, so Fourth of July weekend is when the general public decides to dabble in explosives.”
As is good ole 'Murican tradition, blowing shit up.
As is good ole 'Murican tradition, blowing
shitup nothing of value to capitalists 😈😈😈No, I meant something fruity. Citrusy even.
The most shared tradition ever. Celebrating no longer being british! Most of the world celebrates it at some point in the year!
meanwhile in australia: FUCK YEAH INVASION DAY CUNTS 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🦘🐨
while our politicians say that not loving australia day and wanting to move it to literally any other significant day in australian history is unaustralian 😔
… im sure we’re not alone
(and then i looked up canada day - nope that’s their day of confederation, south africa - their day of their first non-racial democratic elections, nz - … waitangi day - day of their treaty signing with the māori people - perhaps seems controversial in similar ways?… anyway australia day is a pretty fucking awful celebration)
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