Laurel Raven

Any lawyer who would work for him without requiring payment upfront and enough to retire on is a fool who isn’t competent enough to practice law anyway and deserve everything they get

This is why you should just put the date in the file name in ISO 8601 format, no indication how many times you’ve been over this

I thought they didn’t block political figures… Guess the muskrat just meant the figures he agrees with…

Well, you did just describe my experience with diet Pepsi pretty well…

Probably more because of how easy it is to drink than raw strength… It’s way easier to put away a bunch of 70 proof sweetened liqueur than the same amount of alcohol worth of 80+ proof hard liquor, very easy to not realize how much you’ve had until way too late

And then Biff Tannen was elected US president

It’s the modern day book burning

No one is above the law

Agreed… Maybe you should be telling your boss that…

I mean, I’m pretty sure he could get one quickly… He’s got plenty of money from all the bribes he’s been soliciting…

Agreed

I’d be so tempted to tell him “cyber this, jackass” while flipping him off and walking out if I were there…

That’s what I’ve heard… Getting real tired of people building great products only for corpos to find a way to make it terrible for an extra buck

I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if it came out that he has special toilet paper printed with the Constitution’s text so he can literally wipe his ass with it

To the new system you’re migrating to

Well, I had been considering one, but I guess not

Vacuum packed and dehydrated to save on shipping costs

Or just buying absurdly low to consolidate power once the market recovers

I’ve been using it off and on for over twenty years and it’s never needed more than running the installer to get it working on Windows in that time…

I can’t even tell if this is real or satire anymore

I may be off base but I think that might be referencing what the computer chips are made of…