everything
The gestapo, apparently.
Going bankrupt from a random hospital visit.
being a subtier ice-hockey nation eh
Yeah they suck so much at hockey they’ve won the championship 32yr in a row!
Wait…
Canada invading from the north
The Danes will come for you.
As an Aussie I fully support being annexed by Denmark
Mom says its my turn to do the america bad thread
Nuh-uhhhhh!
A lack of KD but the All Dressed is trickling in.
Avoiding the famous things…
Tracking mud into someone’s house. The most striking cultural difference is literally just taking your shoes off as a guest.
Alligators, tropical diseases, hurricanes for the most part.
Flag-worship. Which is ironic because tomorrow is Canada Day, but really the US is on a whole other level.
Government deadlock.
Pennies.
Embargoing Cuba.
…are you joking right now?
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The radioactive fascist clown squatting in our Whitehouse and kidnapping people off the streets in broad daylight has made a couple news publications. Maybe you’ve seen one or two headlines.
Oh, and by squatting, I mean literally squatting down and taking an actual shit on our constitution, not squatting like inhabiting illegally, because apparently the majority of our country actually asked for this.
Unpopular opinion, don’t think he actually got the votes.
Healthcare
Getting shot anywhere you go
🙄I’ve never been shot even once as an American.
I practice my quick draw relentlessly so I always shoot first.
Joining over half a million homeless feral humans
Easy: destroying the world out of sheer stupidity and greed.
Freedom.
Freedom costs a buck oh five
To me it lately sounds like Canadians do need to worry a bit about “freedom” being brought to them.
Yep, we’re free to pay up and fall in line, or fuck off and die. That’s the choice. Also for too many there’s no choice, you get both.
