I was gonna say that you can’t just row across the ocean, but apparently you can.

If you gain the sponsoring for an ocean rowboat, you can then secure sponsorship for the 3-4 months-worth of food since restaurants and gardens are hard to come by in the ocean. I understand that fish live in the ocean, but fishing eats into your 17 hours per day during which you’ll need to row. Also, trying to handle fish on the open ocean in a small boat is an incredibly risky maneuver. Even worse, once you catch the fish, you gotta set your boat on fire so that you can cook it and not get parasites.

All told, it’s significantly cheaper to just fly, but that’s unhelpful advice to someone who just told you that they can’t afford to uproot their life and fly to another country. You might ask, how can you not afford that, and the problem is that hiking across countries smaller than my state gives you opportunities to work odd jobs in exchange for shelter, food, and money. But since planes and airports generally don’t hire random passengers, it puts you back in that “I’m fucked” boat that you suggested.

Also, all this is giving your unserious comment the credence that you weren’t talking about taking a gondola ride across the Atlantic.

And they’re adorable

Oh yeah? Ask it about the size of egg cells in the platypus

Sure. We’ll just start walking from the American continents to… Well, fuck

It’s all fun and games until the attack dog bites its master

It’s all part of God’sTrump’s plan

I’m doing my didn’t!

Oh noooooooo… Don’t bonk me again… Don’t bonk me 3 or 4 more times and pull my hair… Pleeeeaaaaasssse…

Remember when they were all screaming and crying about HIPAA with COVID vaccines?

The second one looks like the first one’s mugshot

That joke is a little Illuminaughty

Oh! Yes. I thought you were saying that Mel Brooks was Pizza the Hut. But now I get it.

Q. Where tf did you find this monstrosity
A. Mel Brooks('s mind)

Sorry, I got my Schwartz twisted

Well hydropower, First Lady! Piercing blue eye Coke’t! Forbidden hotel dildo the cumulonimbus clouds!

Dom DeLuise*

It even says it on the wiki you linked

Fucking Illuminati making my leg go numb on the toilet

I went to school with a kid for a year and a half. He nearly bit off another kid’s cheek. I remember him as being troubled and I remember being scared of him before he mauled a classmate.

Depending on how egregious or shocking his reactions were to things, he could be quite memorable.

GREAT! WAY TO PROVE ME WRONG AND SHOW THAT YOU KNOW HOW TIME WORKS! EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW SMART THETETRAPOD IS, KNOWING THINGS AND STUFF!

For serious, though, good catch and thanks for calling me out on that. I was so hellbent on my rationalization that I didn’t even consider that things could have happened in a different order or that dates could have had meaning. As much as I like to fly off the handle, I really appreciate y’all who keep me in check.

He’s so full of shit

To: congress@america.gov
From: fartographer@lemmy.world
Subject: SELL YOUR PLATFORM TO ME
Body: I’ve got $10K for the first person willing to accept and adopt my ideas.

Sincerely,
Poor Daddy

Didn’t we recently find out from some leaks or disclosures that you can essentially buy some politicians for as low as $10K? I can’t remember the source right now