Alascanada?
Hawacuba?
One line would be enough: to divide North from South.
I think we tried that once.
At that time only the South wanted independence, now it might be that both parts would rather live on their own.
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Better to have a small Somalia2 than turn all the US into the Beautiful Somalia of Covfefe, don’t you agree?
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We’ll smuggle you out.
I feel like any major restructure like that would require some sort of open border policy, even if temporary, simply because people have never had any reason to not move…? And if we Balkanize with closed borders from go, well that’s for sure going to cause conflict.
bible belt and sane people
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Right thooooo
ugly, poorly dressed
meh ain’t hurting nobody
unintelligible
little our fault innit, also don’t wanna punch down
Get your emotion though not denying your feeling :)
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You need 4 lines. North East, South West, Wastelands.
Utucky
No u.
There’s precedence in Connecticut history
https://medium.com/@andyvillanueva_maps/long-long-connecticut-a6e014c52261
Sounds more like a new line up of pharmaceuticals for the treatment of those suffering from delusions of grandeur and acute narcissism
Floxas made me lol
I feel like idiota would be overcrowded
I like how the map shows the curvature of the north border (49th parallel), meaning all these lines bulge north in the middle.
Fuck that. The Northeast created this country and we’re not gonna be erased.
So a track record of treachery and treason?
you also created new jersey, take some fuckin responsibility for your sins
Fine, New Jersey is taking its Unix and going home then
oh shit.
well, bsd, er, linux-shit… uh… TempleOS it is!
Linux isn’t derived from Unix, just originally based on it. The BSDs and Darwin (Mac) would be the unfortunate casualties, but at least most of the country won’t be stuck with Windows?
Edit: And, I guess, Nintendo Switch and PlayStation 4/5. The former “borrowed” the networking stack from OpenBSD, and the latter are based on some BSD variant if I recall correctly.
TempleOS is the only way bro.
Residents of Floxas notice no change.
I think it becomes the most populous state
I was about to say—we lost the panhandle, and nobody realistically knows what lives there anyway.
Maintana most beautiful state
Bullshit. I just moved from Oklahoma to California to escape the hell hole that is that backwards ass state and I’m not reincorporating.
Is that why you hate the internet?
The Internet would be great if it wasn’t for all the other computers attached to it.
Those damn macintoshes. Get off my LAN!
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Flower petal distribution.
Like a voronoi grid with limited colors, each color a state. Every state would have a bit of everything.
I feel for Louisiana getting lumped into Floxas run by the mutant abomination AbbSantis.
Floxas gonna absolutely kill at college football
But the target of basically all the hurricanes
