Trump’s defense team has moved for a mistrial over Stormy Daniels’ testimony
“We move for a mistrial based on the testimony this morning,” defense attorney Todd Blanche said following the lunch break.
“The guardrails by this witness answering questions by the government were just thrown to the side,” Blanche said.
“There is no remedy that we can fashion … to unring this bell,” Blanche said about the impact of Daniels’ testimony.
Blanche argued the prosecutors wanted to embarrass Trump and inflame the jury and was far afield from a case about falsification of business records.
“She talked about a consensual encounter with President Trump that she was trying to sell,” Blanche said. “We heard a completely different story.”
Blanche argued that the testimony regarding condoms, being “blacked out” and and the “power dynamic” prejudiced the jury.
“This has nothing to do with the reason why we’re here,” Blanche said. “How can you un-ring a bell?”
The prosecution pushed back.
“Her account completes the narrative that precipitated the falsification of business records,” Hoffinger said. “It is precisely what the defendant did not want to become public.”
I’m just hear to hear the details about Trump’s massive hog.
I’ve got some bad news for you…
I think autocorrect did you dirty - I believe you meant “Trump the massive hog.”
No I was talking about Trump’s penis.
Were you though? Because Jimmy Kimmel asked Stormy Daniels to show which mushroom was closest to Trump’s penis out of a selection and this was the one she picked:
Obviously it was hiding in a more defensive position.
Relative to an ant?
I think you misheard something. It resembles a truffle. Not a truffle hog.
Tastes fantastic and is very expensive?
Very expensive for the size, and most people tolerate it at best while pretending that it’s God’s gift to humanity.
Oh so it’s more like truffle oil?
It’s more like artificial truffle flavoring sprinkled over a big mac.
You heard it here everyone, SatansMaggotyCumFart is hopeful about the remote possibility that Trump’s dick tastes fantastic and is very expensive.
Stinky, and a-morel?
That objection was sustained.
…just like that massive hog was for more than 4 hours.