• Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.works
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    6 months ago

    It was Havana syndrome, shot by a Jewish sound laser from space to make the guy crash in an attempted suicide bombing because USA is not helping Israel enough.

    I am 100% serious and I have receipts.

    Also the Jewish sound space laser is alien technology.

  • MagicShel@programming.dev
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    6 months ago

    There are no details here, but I’m going to bet the guy probably had a medical issue which killed him and caused him to crash. That seems more likely than the alternatives given what is and isn’t in the article.

    • DxK@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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      6 months ago

      “There’s no information yet so I’m going to make up an explanation which is the most likely scenario given that there’s no information yet.”

      Brilliant.

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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        6 months ago

        I’m going to bet the guy manifested a car with his mental powers in an already-crashed state and then mind-wiped the guards and any witnesses into believing they saw it crash after altering the CCTV footage with his will.

    • ApostleO@startrek.website
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      6 months ago

      I, for one, thought this was a reasonable take.

      What else do people expect you to comment? Like…

      Neat.

      Or…

      Thoughts and prayers for the driver and his family.

      ?

      What discussion can a post like this garner except speculation? And to preface your speculation with an acknowledgement that the story has no real details… seems fair to me.

      • catloaf@lemm.ee
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        6 months ago

        Yeah, and it doesn’t help when the OP is using their own secret rulebook for everything, I guess. I’m not sure what the point of having a discussion section is for if they don’t like people discussing a post.

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      6 months ago

      I wonder what the odds are? I think would be interesting given all the stochastic terrorism that’s been bandied about.

      • MagicShel@programming.dev
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        6 months ago

        Yeah, I wouldn’t bet the farm or anything. I had to dig up details elsewhere. I read that it was at a high rate of speed and at 10:30 PM. The traffic in DC during the day (what I was picturing) makes lethal speeds unlikely, but at that time on a weekend maybe it’s just drunk or otherwise reckless driving.

        At any rate, no use jumping to stochastic terrorism without any details to support that. Still might be but I feel like we’d have heard something by now. I really hate the 24 hour news cycle that encourages this kind of zero information story just in case details come out later and this traffic incident somehow becomes important.