• Asswardbackaddict@lemmy.world
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    11 days ago

    Gay men, there are plenty of guys out there. Kindly leave us straight guys alone. How you guys don’t respect a man’s orientation is beyond me. If I want dick, I can get it just as easy as you can. Stay in your lane, bro.

    • Rooty@lemmy.world
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      11 days ago

      Why is this getting downvoted? Op’s post is creepy and borderline sexually harassing. And the replies to your post are equally gross.

      • Asswardbackaddict@lemmy.world
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        11 days ago

        No respect. That’s my problem. I respect your lifestyle. I stick up for you. When a woman tells me she likes women, I accept it just fine. Never once have I asked anybody to change their orientation for me. Shit is creepy. You don’t get a pass because you’re gay.

    • TheBeege@lemmy.world
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      11 days ago

      Why take this personally…? There are so many ways to perceive this:

      • Maybe the reader is bi
      • Maybe the reader would get a boost knowing someone would be into them, even if they’re not into that kind of person
      • Maybe the reader just finds the image or concept hilarious

      Like… why did you think this was targeting you?

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      11 days ago

      Hey straight man, some of you are fugly and think you’re hot shit but in reality we want nothing to do with you or your stanky attitude. I can look around you and find three other gay men who properly wipe their ass anyway. And don’t worry, the moment you went out of your way to identify as straight, I gagged a little. You’re good, brosky.

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        11 days ago

        And yet I have men telling me how well they suck cock, how they Tight are, and straight up lying about their sex. You have fun having standards. You’re one of a few, apparently.

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          Well, they aren’t lying that we suck the best cock, but you’ll need a reservation. This is not a Wendy’s!

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            Pretty close to a Wendy’s. I wish I was gay so I could get laid all the time. Literally, it’s getting late, and I could easily find five dudes to bang tonight. No such luck with women. Dammit

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          11 days ago

          Where are you having random gay men telling you how well they suck cock? Did you accidentally install Grindr?

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            11 days ago

            I tought it was a hustle app were techbros could meet to discuss business ideas. And bathrooms are often chosen as a meeting location to protect the secrecy of the cofounders from tech journalists before launch.

            Can happen to any straight dude.

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        11 days ago

        I’m sorry that you have a physical and painful response to other humans who prefer the opposite sex.

        That sounds like a horribly crippling disability.

        That or an uncalled for bigoted insult to others based on sexual preferences.

        You don’t have to insult entire classes of people to make your point. Be a better person, and don’t perpetuate hate just because you feel it’s ok to attack people for being straight.

        • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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          11 days ago

          Whoa, hold your horses, pardner. Qualifying that with “the moment you went out of your way to blah” is key to understanding my sarcasm ;)

    • ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.au
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      11 days ago

      It’s ok if you don’t have onion rings, there’s other food you can use, I’ve started luring Italian men in with spaghetti wrapped around my dick.