• Lemminary@lemmy.world
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    15 days ago

    Hey straight man, some of you are fugly and think you’re hot shit but in reality we want nothing to do with you or your stanky attitude. I can look around you and find three other gay men who properly wipe their ass anyway. And don’t worry, the moment you went out of your way to identify as straight, I gagged a little. You’re good, brosky.

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      15 days ago

      I’m sorry that you have a physical and painful response to other humans who prefer the opposite sex.

      That sounds like a horribly crippling disability.

      That or an uncalled for bigoted insult to others based on sexual preferences.

      You don’t have to insult entire classes of people to make your point. Be a better person, and don’t perpetuate hate just because you feel it’s ok to attack people for being straight.

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        Whoa, hold your horses, pardner. Qualifying that with “the moment you went out of your way to blah” is key to understanding my sarcasm ;)

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      And yet I have men telling me how well they suck cock, how they Tight are, and straight up lying about their sex. You have fun having standards. You’re one of a few, apparently.

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        Well, they aren’t lying that we suck the best cock, but you’ll need a reservation. This is not a Wendy’s!

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          Pretty close to a Wendy’s. I wish I was gay so I could get laid all the time. Literally, it’s getting late, and I could easily find five dudes to bang tonight. No such luck with women. Dammit

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        15 days ago

        Where are you having random gay men telling you how well they suck cock? Did you accidentally install Grindr?

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          15 days ago

          I tought it was a hustle app were techbros could meet to discuss business ideas. And bathrooms are often chosen as a meeting location to protect the secrecy of the cofounders from tech journalists before launch.

          Can happen to any straight dude.