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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 个月前

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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 个月前
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  • salacious_coaster@infosec.pub
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    OP: roll for perception

    Half this thread (rolls 1): What’s this Boomer shit??

    • distantsounds@lemmy.world
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      ate the gardenhose

  • SouthFresh@lemmy.world
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    4 个月前

    • 𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

  • wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    What the fuck is a conker? Wrong answers only.

    • 𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      • gedaliyah@lemmy.world
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        Not cool posting this. He’s obviously having a bad fur day.

        • FelixCress@lemmy.world
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          4 个月前

          Fur yourself.

        • lime!@feddit.nu
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          4 个月前

          nah, he’s live and reloaded

        • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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          4 个月前

          That flower with melons though

      • Bo7a@lemmy.ca
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        4 个月前

        The only correct answer

    • DickFiasco@lemm.ee
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      It’s what you played when you didn’t have “online”. Sure make your hands sore though.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    I had online when we were playing Conkers. But that’s because my parents were rad 😎

  • FelixCress@lemmy.world
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    What a fucking gibberish.

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      4 个月前

      Shit

      • divineburke@sh.itjust.works
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        4 个月前

        Happy Cake Day!

        • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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          4 个月前

          Hello,

          Thank you

          -nb

          • Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io
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            Whoa dang! Happy Cake Day! Sun, Earth, Orbits!

    • Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world
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      He did explain the reason. Garden hose.

      • Sundray@lemmus.org
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        What? Bad chemicals no hurt, him brain fine 🤪

  • atlien51@lemm.ee
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    He’s clearly better than everyone who “has online”

  • MotoAsh@lemmy.world
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    Fun fact: hand sanitizer still doesn’t work. There are many strains of nasty bugs that survive even high alcohol concentrations, let alone chemicals like benzalkonium chloride. There’s a reason they have to put, “kills 99.x%”

    Antibacterial soaps are banned in Europe because all they do is give germs the evolutionary pressure to get even better at surviving these chemicals.

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      Antibacterial soaps are banned in Europe

      https://www.ah.nl/producten/product/wi1265/unicura-ultra-antibacterieel-handzeep

      https://www.plus.nl/product/dettol-wasgel-antibacterieel-gevoelige-huid-fles-250-ml-885466

      https://www.jumbo.com/producten/palmolive-hygiene-plus-keuken-antibacteriele-vloeibare-handzeep-300ml-616649FLS

      • protist@mander.xyz
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        Regardless of the marketing term “anti-bacterial” on the label, there are quite a few specific ingredients in this area that are banned in the EU but in wide use in the US.

    • FelixCress@lemmy.world
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      Antibacterial soaps are banned in Europe

      https://www.boots.com/dettol-anti-bacterial-original-soap-100g-10261544

      https://www.indexdirect.ie/product/WX07212/Antibac-Soap-250ml-Pk6

      https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/314119478

      • protist@mander.xyz
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        Regardless of the term “anti-bacterial” on the label, there are quite a few specific ingredients in this area that are banned in the EU but in wide use in the US. Two of your links are to products in the UK also, which has totally different regulations from the rest of Europe

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          https://www.hebe.pl/carex-zapas-antybakteryjnego-mydla-w-plynie-1000-ml-000000000000371303.html

          https://tukwila.de/index.php/product/dettol-soap-seife/

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            Regardless of the marketing term “anti-bacterial” on the label, there are quite a few specific ingredients in this area that are banned in the EU but in wide use in the US.

            • FelixCress@lemmy.world
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              You are repeating yourself. Third time now.

              • protist@mander.xyz
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                Ditto

                • FelixCress@lemmy.world
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                  Doesn’t make you sound any smarter.

      • Match!!@pawb.social
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        Ah, my favorite genre of post

    • protist@mander.xyz
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      “Antibacterial” soaps aren’t strictly banned in Europe, but many of the ingredients used in antibacterial soaps in the US are. Sorry these dense mfs giving you grief

    • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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      It has some to do with evolutionary pressure but more to do with water, surfactants and friction in the right application works very very well for antimicrobial purposes and the addition of antibacterial chemicals is potentially harmful to you without benefit(this is why Europe and the US largely banned triclosan soap). There’s nothing we’d really lose by encouraging resistance to things like alcohol sanitizer which works for most things, though. That works in a different way. The metabolic demands to resist that would include things like spore forming. That doesn’t just appear in a plasmid with some selective pressure like antimicrobial resistance.

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      I’m truly inspired by your ability to back pedal every time you’re called out on your bs. You’ve inspired me to never admit I might be wrong, despite the evidence to the contrary

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        This is the only comment I’ve made on this post, and it doesn’t backpedal? How is your reading comprehension so low?

  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Ok boomer. I also drank from a hose, but it’s not my identity. Go wither away in an old folks home, you republican-voting fuck.

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      You didn’t actually read the post

      • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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        I did. That’s why I insulted the person who created the meme.

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        Nobody did, because it’s unintelligible

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    shit hare if you regret

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    for conkerpost agreed !

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    Yeah, drinking from the garden hose, with phthalates, polyvinyl chloride, bisphenol A, lead, cadmium, etc turned out to not be such a good idea. Childhood memories, when they were good, sure. And don’t poison yourself, or your kids, or your garden especially if you intend to eat from it. But really never, because you won’t survive forever, and others will have to clean up the mess.

    https://toxicfreefuture.org/blog/new-study-finds-hazardous-chemicals-in-garden-hoses/

    https://ercweb.com/tips/show/read-this-before-you-drink-from-that-garden-hose

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      Spoken like someone who never played conkers.

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        Have you ever had conch salad?

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      Sounds like you’ve never fought your teacher outside.

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        Nor have I drunk Pepsi!?! from a garden hose. What is this gibberish?

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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          You haven’t truly lived until you’ve had garden hose Pepsi, my dude.

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          lmao this guy couldn’t afford a pepsi hose

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