I have no idea what the ASVAB is, so I’m just going to assume it’s s standardised trash bag fitting test that all US kids have to go through at some point.
The ASVAB is the placement test you take when entering the military. It shows which branch/position you’d be most likely to do well. Basically, a higher score gives you greater flexibility in where you end up; Exceptionally high scores will even have scouts for specific branches and positions reaching out to recruit you. For instance, maybe you took it for the military, but then get a call from the FBI asking if you’d be interested in working for them instead.
Using it as a source to gauge their intelligence on how well they can fit a trash bag into a can? That means OP is either hilariously sarcastic, or hilariously dense and out of touch.
I knew some very intelligent individuals in the military. We were all enlisted and we all knew how to put a shit can liner in a shit can. And not one of us went around waving our ASVAB dick around.
that all high school kids (in my area) take before graduating (to give recruiters more ammo when they harass speak with the kids during gym class a few months later)
Bro is too dumb to use a trash bag and complains on the internet
The trash bags don’t fit the can. I wouldn’t say I’m dumb. What was your ASVAB score, “bro”?
92, Can we not do this?
92?
My asvab score was a 92. Had a migraine that morning. Can we not do this? This is just silly.
Buy the correct size trash bags for your trash can?
They are the correct size, unfortunately.
You’re buying the wrong bags. How are you this dense?
Bags have sizes in gallons. Buy the right size for your can.
Simple concept guy.
Bro is buying the wrong sized bags, then complaining about how the bag companies are stupid. When someone points that out, they call them stupid.
The internet is a magical place.
I’m sorry are we all gonna just gloss over the “what’s your ASVAB score bro” response?
I have no idea what the ASVAB is, so I’m just going to assume it’s s standardised trash bag fitting test that all US kids have to go through at some point.
The ASVAB is the placement test you take when entering the military. It shows which branch/position you’d be most likely to do well. Basically, a higher score gives you greater flexibility in where you end up; Exceptionally high scores will even have scouts for specific branches and positions reaching out to recruit you. For instance, maybe you took it for the military, but then get a call from the FBI asking if you’d be interested in working for them instead.
Using it as a source to gauge their intelligence on how well they can fit a trash bag into a can? That means OP is either hilariously sarcastic, or hilariously dense and out of touch.
Is the FBI really that good with trash bags?
Bro got recruited by the military. Kinda says a lot about his “intelligence.”
I knew some very intelligent individuals in the military. We were all enlisted and we all knew how to put a shit can liner in a shit can. And not one of us went around waving our ASVAB dick around.
Love a good old fashioned OP roast though.
This just in: “guy in the military claims they are smart”. More at eleven.
harassspeak with the kids during gym class a few months later)