I have no idea what the ASVAB is, so I’m just going to assume it’s s standardised trash bag fitting test that all US kids have to go through at some point.
The ASVAB is the placement test you take when entering the military. It shows which branch/position you’d be most likely to do well. Basically, a higher score gives you greater flexibility in where you end up; Exceptionally high scores will even have scouts for specific branches and positions reaching out to recruit you. For instance, maybe you took it for the military, but then get a call from the FBI asking if you’d be interested in working for them instead.
Using it as a source to gauge their intelligence on how well they can fit a trash bag into a can? That means OP is either hilariously sarcastic, or hilariously dense and out of touch.
that all high school kids (in my area) take before graduating (to give recruiters more ammo when they harass speak with the kids during gym class a few months later)
I knew some very intelligent individuals in the military. We were all enlisted and we all knew how to put a shit can liner in a shit can. And not one of us went around waving our ASVAB dick around.
I’m sorry are we all gonna just gloss over the “what’s your ASVAB score bro” response?
I have no idea what the ASVAB is, so I’m just going to assume it’s s standardised trash bag fitting test that all US kids have to go through at some point.
The ASVAB is the placement test you take when entering the military. It shows which branch/position you’d be most likely to do well. Basically, a higher score gives you greater flexibility in where you end up; Exceptionally high scores will even have scouts for specific branches and positions reaching out to recruit you. For instance, maybe you took it for the military, but then get a call from the FBI asking if you’d be interested in working for them instead.
Using it as a source to gauge their intelligence on how well they can fit a trash bag into a can? That means OP is either hilariously sarcastic, or hilariously dense and out of touch.
harassspeak with the kids during gym class a few months later)Is the FBI really that good with trash bags?
Bro got recruited by the military. Kinda says a lot about his “intelligence.”
I knew some very intelligent individuals in the military. We were all enlisted and we all knew how to put a shit can liner in a shit can. And not one of us went around waving our ASVAB dick around.
Love a good old fashioned OP roast though.
This just in: “guy in the military claims they are smart”. More at eleven.