That’s… too bad? Anyway, I’m making nachos for dinner.
I’m making meatloaf :>
I’m having shakshouka for breakfast. It really hits the spot.
Holy crap, recipe?
Recipe for nachos:
Pile up chips, other stuff from around the house, and cheese, in that order.
Hot until cheese looks yum.
Apply: Red and hopefully spicy, green, or white toppings.
Scarf.
Magic Nachos
Prep time: ~15 minutes
- Brown some ground beef
- Add taco seasoning (per instructions) and 1/4 cup of water. Simmer for 5 minutes or so.
- Arrange Doritos attractively on plate
- Sprinkle with taco meat
- Top with your choice of: diced tomatoes, black beans, diced onions, jalapeños
- Sprinkle with a generous layer of shredded Mexican 4 cheese mix.
- Microwave for 90 seconds.
- Put in face hole.
Oh I forgot the lengthy story of how my grandma used to make these nachos when her terrible neighbor who used to shoot dogs got sent to the hospital. You’ll just have to make a family tradition of your own!
What is taco seasoning tho?
You can but it in packets at the store. I have a big container from a co-op.
Or make your own with this secret recipe.
Yeah I have never seen that in stores. The secret recipe is appreciated though.
Yeah that story had to go at the top and contain a jump add literally unreadable otherwise
Have some tacos, too. 🌮
Always TACO, my friend.
Yeah the plastic surgeons are heart broken. Anyways, what kind of nachos? I like to get the scoops and make little nacho cups.
Brilliant!
I’m using Doritos but a scoops is a killer idea. I have to try that.
I’ve taken to eating sour cream and onion ruffles with spicy bean dip lately. Not exactly nachos, but the flavor profile is pretty nice
Sour cream seems key to super good nachos. Guac too if its around, but salsa and sour cream minimum.
I’m not a sour cream person, but I do love guacamole when we have some. Salsa really depends. I like a good pico but anything processed, usually not. My wife makes a mean salsa with Serrano peppers. Which is ironic because she hates spicy food, but she has the basic proportions down and just has me taste to fine tune.
Yum! This looks so good!
Cornmeal-breaded fried chicken thighs for me
Sounds delicious!
It’s pretty bangin’!
That looks fantastic!
Dude holy fuck those look baller as helllll
Nachos are pretty good.
Love the edit with photos. It’s nice to know we can trust something online, even it’s only that !MagicShel@lemmy.zip actually delivered the nachos.
Be nice to your guts and eat some vegetables with this!
Jalapeños, onions and tomatoes are all fruits/vegetables (sorry of an arbitrary distinction, but both are healthy for the most part). Beans are legumes. It’s not the healthiest thing, but it’s not horrible.
Im pretty uncreative with coming up with food ideas. Like I never even thought you could do nachos outside the standard chips and stuff. This got me thinking. Thank you and your nachos look delicious.
That looks fabulous. Too bad I had an early dinner and it’s too late to eat again.
The doritos makes them nacho average nachos lol!
Damn, that’s crazy. Hope it was a dog bite lmao
bummer So I just discovered the VINWiki car channel on the tube, gotta say their stories are pretty good. One was about a dude who bought a smuggler’s truck. Not a bad channel at all.
I hope it hurts.
shall RFK bring some essential oils and sacrifice a goat.
You’re forgetting the crystals and small pyramids to place under her bed!
Puppy not a goat
Probably sacrifice some road kill.
That was actually funny 🤣
I will bet you all $5 in gringo money that she had a split-second moment of clarity about how she is absolutely going to hell when she shuffles off this mortal coil, had a panic attack, and just needs a way to blame immigrants for it once she regained her normal line of corrupt and abhorrent thought.
Related?
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/17/us/padilla-arrest-noem.html
Senate Democrats Want Noem to Testify After Senator Is Pushed and Handcuffed
Democrats asked the homeland security secretary to testify about Senator Alex Padilla’s removal from a news conference and Trump’s immigration enforcement.
She’s a conservative drama queen. She couldn’t be upstaged like that.
She is alert and recovering,” said DHS spokeswoman Tricia McLaughlin.
This administration lies about everything so hopefully this is not to be believed.
ain’t no peanut strong enough
I wish her a very pleasant cease to live.
That’s generous!
I hope it’s not pleasant
Wait…was she actually poisoned???
Seafood allergy or botox gone wild?
Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.
Basil?
Fancy putting “No riff raff”…
Que?
Maybe it’s lupus
Got me. I loled.
Hazmat teams are on sight due to the silicone leak in her face.
Eh…
Silicone… Botox… Caulk… Whatever… 🤷♂️
Oh no. I hope it’s something serious.
