Is this
Phone service under the direct control of the President of the United States of America 🦋
Small government?
And is this “small government” in the room with us right now?
[Glances nervously at devices]
Yes. Soon it will be small enough to fit inside your blood.
small government
I think they want to aerosolize it. I swear you can’t understand the ruling class without reading ‘snow crash’.
eventually it will be illegal to use anything but Trump products
and at some point Trump to want to be the calendar, too.
He was pissed to find out Ceaser has his own entire month.
Caesar not only got a month Caesar rewrote the calendar. It was call the Julian Calendar and used for like a 1500 years.
Trump will try to do the same.
Top features:
PATRIOTIC bloatware with Mahjong
Lee Greenwood and Kid Rock ringtones
“Starlink GPS” on the box but it’s hastily scratched out in tear-stained whiteboard marker
And then all the history books will be “Trump History” so that everyone can finally learn the history as Trump sees it
🤦
Who is still buying all these crappy products? Is it all just bribes from foreign countries?
For the people buying it the product it’s self doesn’t matter. It’s got Trump’s name on it and the money they spend goes to him, so he can “own the libs”
There are at least 70 million weapons-grade mentally-ill people in the USA, radicalized and stupified with decades of psychological warfare.
trump could sell bowls of diarrhea with his name on it for $1000, and his sucker cultist followers would take out loans to buy it
Coming soon: Trump™ Payday Loans! With only 470% APR!
Gullible conservative simps
Please, please, please, let everyone using it have the area code 666…
The Kushners went into billions in debt (paid off by Saudis) just to keep ownership of 666 5th Avenue in New York. They might be proud of that.
It’s going to be utter shite
Never gonna happen. Its a grift. See how you have to give them 100 dollars down now, get phone at later date,( to be announced) It’s a scam. Says phones are made in America. We don’t make phones here and all experts say it would take years to do so if we tried.
Bets its not made in America? lol
100% guaranteed. The US does not have the manufacturing infrastructure for such products as a result of half a century of off-shoring to avoid organized labor.
I’ll bet every dollar I have. Literally no one makes phones in America. It would take a giant company like Apple or Google billions of dollars and a decade of construction and education/recruiting, then they’d have to sell them for a competitive price out of the kindness of their hearts, because there’s no financial motivation.
Absolutely gonna be “made in America” in that the application of the cheap Chinese gold decal to the cheap Chinese handset will be done in America.
Hahahahahahaha wow this is real
Surprised it doesn’t have a swastika on it
Trump like a mob boss keeps the “heat” away from him as much as possible. He’ll let his cult army march around with their swastikas, and if asked “knows nothing about it”. And he’ll turn around and instruct the same people he doesn’t know anything about to “stand back and stand by”.
Next: Watch the Trump administration try to force the big national carriers to give preferential treatment to Trump Mobile on their radio hardware
I think he’ll try bigger and simply try to nationalize or end licensing for the big 4.
This a is the funniest shit I’ve seen all year. Holy hell, how is this not the onion?!
This would be REALLY Corrupt if he was President who ALSO Ran every and ALL Agencies that REGULATED this thing! FORTUNATELY Trump is ONLY the President who has Lackeys who Run ALL the Agencies that Regulate this and do LITERALLY WHATEVER he says! So it’s NOT Corrupt!
Looking forward to a map produced next year by some thinly veiled US-supported NGO that shows corruption in the world and America will still be not corrupt but America’s enemies will be very corrupt.
Americas enemy
So… Greenland?
Looking forward to alarming articles about how Greenland Internet users are rapidly losing freedom because they have to provide a home address to get service or something stupid like that.
Dude I hope it’s popular. Imagine the selling point other networks could have:
New feature: Fash Block.
We guarantee our mobile network cannot send or recieve calls to any users on Trump Mobile.
There’s no way this isn’t an attempt to wiretap people
Yeah lol the mic is definitely always connected to Palantir on this bad boy
The ‘smart’ phones in everybody’s pockets already are. Kind of, more or less.
Well perhaps the intention wasn’t to wiretap everybody, but it has ended up that way.
That’s going to have a wider back door than an onlyfans model.
