• TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com
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    13 days ago

    eventually it will be illegal to use anything but Trump products

    and at some point Trump to want to be the calendar, too.

    • RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      And then all the history books will be “Trump History” so that everyone can finally learn the history as Trump sees it

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      13 days ago

      Top features:

      PATRIOTIC bloatware with Mahjong

      Lee Greenwood and Kid Rock ringtones

      “Starlink GPS” on the box but it’s hastily scratched out in tear-stained whiteboard marker