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News@lemmy.world · 6 days ago

Pentagon pizza monitor predicted ‘busy night’ ahead of Israel’s attack on Iran

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Pentagon pizza monitor predicted ‘busy night’ ahead of Israel’s attack on Iran

www.theguardian.com

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News@lemmy.world · 6 days ago

Low gay bar traffic and spike in pizza deliveries before strikes boost theory on Pentagon activity during invasions

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How many donuts will fit on it - the Dunkin Dick Index
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  Does that measure girth, or length?
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    Stamina
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      And the number of remaining sprinkles once the donuts are removed are proportional to surface area and thus girth.
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        A sprinkle in your urethra sounds like hell

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