This feels like a Mitch Hedberg joke.
<sad Kafka noises>
I thought that with this Pic, it sounded like something neon Joe : werewolf hunter would say
Yeet
Don’t let Randy Johnson get any apples.
We had an apple tree in my backyard as a kid. One of the bored afternoon things we’d do is throw apples of varying levels of decay at each other. Sometimes sticks were involved to try and hit them away, or turn them into mush-splosions if you got a really rotten one thrown at you
If you can accelerate it to the speed of light … it can literally destroy a city
if you accelerate it to exactly the speed of light, it will destroy everything within about 15 billion lightyears (galaxies further than that are safe because they recede from you faster than light)
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