Tell Mr. Fuckstick to get his own fuckin body wash. Presumably he’s a grown-ass man and can do his own shopping.
I think that’s the thing that makes me irrationally angry, that the favour is assumed and he acts like a dick about it.
There are guys whose parents have spoiled them, but impressed it upon them that they are not spoiled. Behaving like that.
There are also ones like me, whose parents … not neglected them, rather didn’t understand shit about parenting and didn’t really try and were very arrogant, but did that with enough effort to instill the feeling of being spoiled and the shame for it indefinitely.
Gonna be honest, women body/hair shampoos smell way better than men shampoo in many cases imo. Nah, I don’t wanna smell like BLUE STEEL or REALLY RIPPED ABS. Bruh, nah. Plus all of them smell soo artificial too… Atm I use a vanilla scented hair wash. Idgaf, i like how it smells.
Don’t even get me started on axe body sprays/body washes, i still get PTSD flashbacks from my highschool change rooms.
If you don’t want to smell like “Sharkhammer”, then good luck getting a girl to even glance at you.
The cologne I used to wear had leading notes of lavendar and cracked pepper. A good rule of thumb is masculine scents tend to incorporate wood or spice notes, where feminine scents are straight floral or fruit notes.
Fragile masculinity
My friend from Korea once said “I think most American men’s entire personality is built around trying to prove to everyone they’re not gay”. Pretty much sums it up.
Real men shower with crude oil💪
Real men don’t shower 💪💪
Real men bathe only in the perspiration of their gym bros 💪💪💪
WHAT BRO WHO U CALLING FRAGILE 😡
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…soap?
That sounds like it smells great.
Instead of getting over himself he chooses to literally smell like an actual bitch lmao what an idiot
Using body wash in itself is not manly.
I just scrub myself down with last night’s dinners charcoal I cooked a huge steak on like a real man. Obviously
Right? I use a brick.
It is a society thing. There were many ways I never got along with my ex mother in law …… but one of them was that if I forgot my soap or shampoo and used my wife’s she made a big deal of it. I mean I would thank her for (passive aggressively) complimenting my scent but that’s annoying.
It’s just soap and shampoo. I generally prefer unscented and strongly prefer something that doesn’t trigger my psoriasis but the bottom line is getting clean
The fucking gender-norm police. Typically older folks. I once had people snickering at me for holding a bag with the crook of my arm, instead of the manly way, with my hand. And you better not cross your legs the wrong way when you’re sitting!
Whats the wrong way of crossing your legs?
The normal, comfortable way. If you are a man you have to hike your foot up so that it is resting above the knee on your opposite leg.
Ladies can’t do that because you might see up their dress. Because ladies always wear dresses.
In parts of the Middle East that would be the wrong way. Crossing your legs those way would have your foot pointing at the person next you, which is a bigger taboo than doing something girly.
Fuck that noise, I can’t stand that petty nonsense. If someone’s gonna be snarky to me over something dumb, I like to loud-cap and embarass them. Ya don’t even have to be mean, just direct and blunt
When I’m asked to hold someone’s purse, I don’t hold it in my hand away from me like it’s diseased. I put it on my shoulder like god intended. If someone wants to say something instead of minding their business… I’m going to have a little fun. “THEY’RE TRYING TO STEAL MY PURSE!!! THAT’S NOT YOUR PURSE SIR!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU‽”
Soap is soap - Body Wash / Shampoo are just soap.
When the soap is gone, break out the water rinsed soap bottle
When that is gone, break out the dish soap
When that is gone, just jump into the swimming pool until you have time to go shopping.
Would I prefer not to have fufu fancy soap? Sure, but i’m not going to waste money by ignoring it.
I’m still half way through a bottle of industrial hand soap i use in the shower… it’s lasted over a year at this point. None of my tinder dates have complained
Ugh… dude…
Only real men can wear pink. /s
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It’s called “soap”, people, and if you want to reduce waste (and save money), you buy it in a bar, not a bottle.
Body wash is perfectly fine, you weirdo.
Man this place is just as annoying as reddit isn’t it.
He’s right tho
I am also on team bar soap, but body wash isn’t always “soap”, it’s sometimes a detergent.
Which is another reason why I am on team bar soap.
Agreed, stupidest name for product ever. I’m pretty sure it was called that to market to teenaged girls
how the hell does “body wash” male you think it’s just for girls
Because thats who it was marketed for when it hit the shelves
They should call it “Corps Laver” so it sounds all fancy/French for the girls, and sounds like corpse and lava for the manly men.
Bar soap dries out my skin really badly. Besides, moisturizing body wash is not too expensive.
Ymmv but there are bar soaps you can get that have extra moisturizers added for sensitive skin. Idk how sensitive you are compared to my skin but they actually leave my skin pretty well moisturized.
Try hydrating lotion after….
Which comes in a bottle and doesn’t save money haha
Only a bitch ass baby boy cares what it smells like over being clean. It’s not a permanent solution so why care? What’s more manly, a man who is scared of a scent, or one who can deal with a scent they don’t like for a wash or two?
Give him a jar of motor oil
Call him a faget and move on. Gotta be a real bitch to act like nice smelling soap will make you want to put a cock in your ass
