Monty Python recycled marriage
I think this was their best skit. I have no idea why people think the dead parrot one was the best.
Exactly. Especially when it’s the cheese shop sketch.
Dead parrot anyone?
Come on the cheese shop wasn’t even in their best twenty skits.
Yes it was.
Ministry of funny walks was way better then the cheese shop and I could list another nineteen right now if I wanted to.
Remember the post that started this all ;)
No, I won’t.
Yes, you will
My personal favorite!
Nah, it was a different one, you know what I mean? Nudge nudge wink wink, say no more.
Does your wife like photography? Eh? Say no more!
Candid photos, eh‽
The dead parrot joke was originally about a man buying a dead slave and comes from a Greek book of humor from around the fourth century AD.
No, it’s not.
Yes it is. The parrot one isn’t funny at all
I told you once.
obviously funny walking or illegal sadness was best
No, it wasn’t.
Yes, it was. The headline is absolutely clear about that.
sorry, this is abuse.
Probably my favourite skit from them. They had so many!
I hope he paid the guy…
No, they didn’t!
Yes they did!
An argument isn’t just saying “no it isn’t.”
Yes it is.
No it isn’t!
YES IT IS YOU CHEEKY BLOOMING BASTARD!
(Insults and contradictions have been merged as a cost cutting measure…)
I dont have to take this from some vacuous stuffy nosed malodorous pervert.
Oh yes you do you Oxford dictionary snorting son of an omnibus Rogering excuse of a hamster!
Ding, your time is up
Good morning.
I’ve told you once.
No, you didn’t.
Oh I most certainly did.
Always the last word, do you? Nevertheless you didn’t. Definitely not.
No they didn’t
If you came looking for the video: https://youtu.be/uLlv_aZjHXc
ITT: no actual arguments, just mere contradictions.
but there are arguments
This isn’t argument, it’s just contradiction!
Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.
No it isn’t
Yes it is!
You are wrong and my dad beats your dad.
