Can you imagine having savings in your account and then BAM— hit by a bus? Could’ve had some Taco Bell before you went to the void.

Oh on payday I spend like I’m the queen of France and everyone can eat cake. But that last week before payday. That’s a week where putting potatoes in plain water is a fine meal.

The lord of Chaos ist going to buy some more plants, even more concert tickets, a big coffee and will soon be confused where all of his money went because he surely lives responsible.

Every once in a while there is an old painting or photo where the style of the artist and subject combine to present a visual that I find eerily modern. Something about this guy just screams “project manager who’s been working from home for three years.”

Then there’s the dude with the beard…

i love these memes, especially the one about speeding