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A hat and buyer’s remorse.
A cat and a bike
A dab rig and a camera
A knife. And another knife.
I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific. Yeah!
Shades and a whiskey glass.
the accessories don’t matter, they’ll change every 3 months. the figure will not.
So, no accessories included? There could be separate packages for various circumstances.
No there will be accessories, but what they are won’t matter because the accessories included in the box will be changing constantly. One month may be a bunch of Dan Da Dan volumes and a can of medicated water, the next a kayak oar and an MG gunpla box. The changes will never be announced to the public, and will always be chosen in a seemingly random fashion.
You need to buy a new action figure every month to get all the accessories. That’s clever marketing!
Should come with an unopened box of prescribed ritalin, maybe?
Maybe, but it’s unwilling to take a piss test to get them.
Two large replaceable penises. One is extremely girthy. The other is long and proportionally thick. Both vibrate to your favorite music and have a washable jelly pump. I’ll be loads and loads of fun.
Detachable penis.
A pocket knife and a backpack
packed with a rudimentary medical kit, mineral sunscreen, hand sanitizer, cleaning solution, sandwich bag of folded paper towels, full tang knife, leatherman wave+ multi-tool, bicycle tire pump, small flashlight, headphones, jacket, tube scarf, lighter, pen, pencil, eraser, notebook, usb stick with PoP! OS iso, usb-c cable w/ wall adapter, waterbottle, re-usable coffee cup and a fine layer of dirt over all of it.
A pocket knife and a houseplant in a pot.
A RAID controller and a tin of snus.
Guilt and regret
Tonka: Ambulance & portable cardiac monitor.
Autism and depression
A cat and a cup of tea
