jeffw@lemmy.worldM to News@lemmy.world · 2 months agoTennessee passes law allowing doctors to deny care if it violates their moralswww.lgbtqnation.comexternal-linkmessage-square76fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkTennessee passes law allowing doctors to deny care if it violates their moralswww.lgbtqnation.comjeffw@lemmy.worldM to News@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square76fedilink
minus-squareCyborganism@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months ago"I need to take your température. Here, put this in your mouth. " * lights fuse * * runs out of the office *
minus-squareMedicsOfAnarchy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoOr: “Here, put this in your mouth” “Whyszit tafte so fummy?” " It’s a rectal thermometer"
minus-squareIheartcheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoI was hoping it would be penis :(
minus-squarejordanlund@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoThis goes in your mouth, this goes in your ear, this goes in your butt… No, wait… THIS goes in your mouth…
minus-squareLedericas@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoand the last one goes in your urethra
"I need to take your température. Here, put this in your mouth. "
* lights fuse *
* runs out of the office *
Or:
“Here, put this in your mouth”
“Whyszit tafte so fummy?”
" It’s a rectal thermometer"
I was hoping it would be penis :(
Me every day 😩
This goes in your mouth, this goes in your ear, this goes in your butt… No, wait… THIS goes in your mouth…
You mean…out the toilet?
and the last one goes in your urethra