Kinda? It’s not exactly like that, but close enough. You can always stick something up there and get a feel for it yourself, ya know.
Friendly reminder to make sure whatever you’ree sticking up there has a flared base so you don’t end up with an embarrassing A&E visit.
Or you could just find yourself freaking out at 7am with your arm up your ass all the way to the elbow trying to grab that cute heart shaped buttplug that was way too small and somehow just kept crawling further and further up your ass while praying that you won’t have to go to the ER. That’s cool too.
Use a cucumber. That way if it’s gets stuck and you have to go to the ER, you can just be like “I must have forgotten to chew 🤷🏻♂️”
My garden doesn’t grow any flared cucumbers, but I know a cucumber scientist/engineer (no, really) so I’ll get back to you in 3 to 5 generations.
Or a banana because if you peeled it it would be just fine, and if you didn’t, you could just pull the peal out and then it would be totally fine.
Whatever. I saw a video of a guy sat on a mason jar one time and NOTHING BAD HAPPENED… Or that’s how I remember it anyway.
Fun fact I like to bring up every time I see this referenced: He started with coke bottles in his bathtub, he continues his glass in ass activities after he healed up, and his wife is very supportive. Read an interview with him back in the good ol’ days of bestgore yore.
Ah, the edited version.
For when it’s on broadcast TV.
Without a base… Without a trace… Thank you jjgo!
Getting August started early this year I see
I don’t care for the A&E channel, so hopefully they have something else when i arrive.
I’m not opposed to the idea but it doesn’t seem like the kind of thing you can just try one time. Isn’t there some kind of preparation phase to be able to handle …“stuff”?
Do you need oreparation to poop? Your ass is stretchy.
I think the whole prepping is to avoid surprise pooping
I was convinced oreparation is a real word longer than I would admit.
The three most important things, are
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A good wash, and optionally a little bit of douching (extra fancy guide) if you want to push it
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Lube. However much you think you need, more than that. Simple oils can work fine. Soap is horrible. Store bought water lube is best.
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Having fun, a relaxed exploratory afternoon 😊
I personally prefer silicone-based lube for back door play. Lasts a LOT longer, doesn’t get sticky (can get dry, but nowhere near as quickly as water-based, in which case, just apply more lube,) and the overall glide just feels better imo. Clean-up is a little bit more intensive. Just a light scrub with soap and warm water, instead of a quick rinse or wipe. Toy play is a good warm-up. Just make sure your toy is specifically compatible with silicone-based lube or else you risk major problems.
For 2. spend the time and do a “spot” test similar to laundry detergents. Some lubes can be very irritating and burn (usually the really cheap ones). It can be somewhat confusing because both the physical stretch and substance irritation feel like a burning sensation.
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Pretend you’re in high school again and just use spit
Idk what you mean, in high school my spit jar was barely half full. Now I have enough saved up to do whatever I want, but only because I didn’t waste it early.
We didn’t all play trombone graphy
An acquaintance of mine had his prostate removed due to cancer and he confirmed that butt sex no longer feels pleasurable. I imagine it’s the same for women.
So now the important question is: Does pooping feel different for men and women?
It’s sexy reverse shitting.
Occasionally
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If anal feels like reverse shitting you need to eat more fiber
Eat jars full of lube. Two birds, one stone.
Ngl shitting with lubed ass is quite an experience
So is farting the day after you used coconut oil as lube.
Bet that smells nice
Only if you’re doing it wrong
When he pulls out it definitely feels like you’re shitting the bed though
How do you avoid following through?
Make sure poop isn’t home before you play in their house.
yeah uh you just don’t have poop up there in the first place.
as long as you don’t feel like you need to shit before you start it’s probably fine. or you can douche it out.
Thats my secret - I always need to shit
If you’re a dude it’s gonna feel way better than that
I’m NB but you don’t need a gender to have an ass
Are you an NB anarchist or do you have a prostate? That’s the difference maker, rather than your gender
It’s about the prostate, it’s got a similar number of nerve ending to a clitoris… For some reason
Isn’t it a bit of a homolog to the G-spot? Makes sense to me.
Yeah, the place of most effective prostate stimulation inside ass is often referred to as “male G-spot”
Is it a homolog or is it an ANALog?
Haha, the prostate is the homolog G-spot.
I know I know, I’m immature. That was damn funny though.
It absolutely does. At least the first time.
i don’t give a fuck i want this image of goth nick wilde
Kinda
You can try it and find out.
Fuck around and find out
That’s my favorite line from White Lotus
Dm
R u a grill?
If so, charcoal or propane?
Charcoal supremacy. Fuck of with that propane bullshit. That aint a real grill
Damn it Bobby. That boy ain’t right
Only half the time.
Exactly - it’s more clear looking at it the other way around: shitting doesn’t feel like reverse anal.
No
Yes
Maybe?
Can you repeat the question
You’re not the boss of me, now
You’re not the boss of me, now
And you’re not so big
Life is unfair
Kinda?
Yes
