If 9/11 happened today half of Republicans on Twitter would be blaming Secretary Buttigieg before the second plane hit.
Fun fact: I had a cousin in the second tower on 9/11. They told everyone in his office to remain calm and he was just like “nope” and got the fuck out
And his coworkers?
To shreds, you say?
I like you
Obviously it’s not “too soon” for a 9/11 joke, but what made you think this was appropriate to say to someone who has one degree of separation from this tragedy?
I think they made the “nope” decision as a group (or at least his team). I was young when it happened and honestly haven’t brought it up with him since. I figure it’s kind of a traumatic thing to just bring up at a family gathering.
It’s rather important to remain calm in emergencies.
Particularly when noping the fuck out- I’m glad your cousin made it out.
Remain calm on your way out of the building.
Keep calm and GTFO.
I think people have also been sneaking the “DEI” dogwhistle in there. Are people not tired of hearing a new scary acronym all the time?
The right wing mental inbreeds will believe the stupidest shit, and if proven wrong the imprint on their minds will still cause them associate something bad connected to the bridge and border policies.
They all want to have the next podcast that gets Koch funding or whatever. Daily Wire has a position open, whoever quacks loudest might just be a ringer
Hey is that convicted Medicare fraudster and Florida Senator Rick Scott?
I didn’t see them ever blame the bridge collapse on the open border. It was more of a very bad segue to a different topic while still showing images of the previous topic on-screen.
the magic of being “conservative” right now is never taking responsibility for anything… those loud mouth shit eaters can find someone to blame for everything…
Surprised they didn’t add:
- Ukraine
- Hunter Biden’s Laptop
- LGBTQ+ community
- BLM
- George Soros
- Bill Gates
The usual suspects
They are. Don’t read twitter. Any republican buzzword is being thrown around as conspiracy theories for this accident.
Jewish space laser. Everyone knows that.
How can you possibly forget some of the greatest hits? Obama’s tan suit Obama’s birth certificate Hillary’s emails
Dijon mustard.
What, no love for arugula-gate?
I’m feeling giddy inside because I have not yet heard of arugula-gate. Please share.
Thank you for this!
Not to mention socialism,
CRTwokeness, affirmative action, globalism…I’m sure Ben Shapiro will work wokeness into it somehow.
Obama’s spicy dijon mustard…
You forgot mother of all problems: WoKeiSM!
You forgot Buttery Males!
“Yes, Marjorie, you keep telling us how magnificent Hunter’s penis is, but it probably didn’t knock the bridge down. Now can you please put the pictures away?”
Absolutely right! We need to stop these cargo ships illegally emigrating to our country and taking our jobs!
Ironically enough, we do actually have a law to stop something like this, the Jones act, which requires that ships transporting cargo between two parts of the US must be built in the US, fly our flag, and be owned and crewed by americans. All this actually does though is make shipping just a bit more expensive, because US shipbuilding is more expensive than the global average, so almost nobody builds cargo ships here, which means that ships that comply with the law are rare specialty constructs and thus even more expensive, so very few exist and trips that could be more efficiently done by ship from one US port to another are instead taken by things like trucks.
Is this why our cruise ship in hawaii (sailing only between hawaiian islands) was american flagged and crewed by americans?
I was surprised because i always heard stories about how cruise ships are often crewed by exploited internationals and flagged in questionable jurisdictions so that workers can be abused.
That’s exactly why. It’s also why Alaska cruises make a stop in Canada along the way. If they sailed straight between Alaska and Seattle, they’d need to be US-flagged.
Damn straight!
I applied for a data analyst role at a company last year, and after weeks of interviewing, they informed me that instead of hiring a red-blooded American patriot like me, they decided to go with a cargo ship. Can you believe that?
Dat ship dun terk mer jerb.
Why isn’t Biden doing something about the migrant cargo ship crisis?!
And for that matter, why didn’t Obama stop this one?
Probably something to do with Benghazi. We should have a congressional investigation into that.
Well all know Benghazi happened because of Hunter Bidern’s laptop.
My son is a cargo ship and he didn’t get in to the collage of his choice because of affirmative action.
*jorbs
*immigrate
Emigrate from, immigrate to.
It was leaving
At this point they will likely blame their constipation with the Open Border and COVID lockdowns
“You’re on Homeland Security. I want to understand the threats or the potential threats that this country is facing right now…
“We go now to the headlines today, Donald Trump blah blah blah blah blah blah BLAH blah blah.”
Who the hell stopped them from fixing the border and also imposed those COVID lockdowns?
Stop giving Fox News attention.
I’m pretty sure it was that cargo ship, Dali
That’s true but if we’d built a border wall in the middle of that river instead of a bridge then the bridge wouldn’t have collapsed… walls do work.
Dam, that’s a good idea.
I see what you did there. That was a dam good joke
Yeah. It really holds water.
I swear, hearing whatever crackpot theory these buffoons come up with is starting to sound like your own children shrieking about who’s touching who for hour 5.
That is far too kind a description.
Indeed. Children eventually grow up.
TLDW, Fox Host: “You’ve been talking a lot about the potential for wrongdoing or potential for foul play given the wide open border. That is why you’ve been so adamant.”
Snippets of the reply from Senator whatshisname : Border border border. I don’t want Drugs, Terrorists, Criminals. Sanctuary cities. Crime. “Anyone can come into our Country and demolish our way of life.” Military age from China, scary. … Debt. Inflation. Border. Inflation. Fox host: Inflation. Inflation. Inflation.
TLDR; “right wing buzzword, right wing buzzword, right wing buzzword“ lol
right wing scare word… Fox News is a terrorist organization…
Bingo!