I’m going with Danny Devito! That fuck would straighten out the church. He got good morals. He just a nice guy. What about you?
John Mastodon
Thomas Ladder, the guy who invented that thing
Vermin Supreme.
“You’re the pope?? I didn’t vote for you…”
- Benjamin Franklin, probably. Or whoever it was that said “Not everything quoted on the internet is real”
Honestly I don’t care (well, beyond making this
popepost), as I am not catholic. I am technically a protestant by heritage, but the truth is that I find even the term “agnostic” to be too religiously loaded to the point where I usually refer to myself as areligious instead.As for the pope. Well, he’s… there… well, not right now. But he will be soon-ish. I’ll just accept whoevers named announced while venting smoke from the cardinal thunderdome as being the new pope. And then he’ll be there again.
Beyond that, he doesn’t affect my life in any way. Nor do I affect his life in any way. Unless he accepts to an offroad and uphill challenge. Yes, he’s gonna have to drive the popemobile himself for this. I’ll be driving my new AWD Lolvo. I’m sure it’ll be fun for anyone involved.
But having said all of that: I think Robbie Coltrane would do well as a pope.
Cue Musk with his lottery for votes.
I’d vote for Elon Musk as Popeking of Catholicism.
The same way Elon “improved” Twitter and the US Government, I would love it if he did the same for the Catholics.
Elon can’t be trusted with a literal sovereign nation, but I guess between The Vatican and US… What’s he gonna do with it, harbor predators?
Probably purchase nukes and then become another North Korea.
The Gang Bankrupts The Vatican
theme song
“I’m not going to lead mass. Leading mass is Charlie Work!”
Screw it, I’ll be the pope if that means I can release the records on their pedo priest protection program.
The pope goes by AD&D druid rules. The new pope is the guy who killed the previous pope.
So it’s J D Vance.
Last one was on the liberal side. Expect a hardcore, gay hating conservative this time.
I had read that Francis appointed 80% of the Cardinals who pick the new Pope. So it’s possible that the new Pope will have similar views to Francis.
Satan. I’m pretty sure he would greatly increase the morality and the accountability in the Catholic Church.
If nothing else he would send all the pedo preists to hell.
Accountability.
Adam Savage
Joe Biden
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Lucien Greaves
I thought the crowd favorite would’ve been Luigi, though I have no idea what the requirements are for being elected Pope.
Be male Be a roman catholic Get enough cardinals to vote for you
So you’re saying Luigi has a chance?
For each of these requirements there’s at least one Pope who didn’t meet them.
Huh. Pope Joan?
Dang I might have to change my vote
I’d vote for him
Robert Smith of the Cure.
that’d be badass.
+1
I think Bill Maher should put his name in the hat. I know he’s atheist, but he got on his knees for Trump, so maybe he’s willing to give Jesus a fresh look.
