I’m going with Danny Devito! That fuck would straighten out the church. He got good morals. He just a nice guy. What about you?
Gilbert Gottfried
John Mastodon
Thomas Ladder, the guy who invented that thing
I’m thinkin’ Father Guido Sarducci will come outta nowhere and sprint to the win.
Trump! Make Trump the new Pope. That would be hilarious!
Do you think that is why JD Nonce was in the Vatican? To force the Pope into announcing Trump as his successor?
I heard he was there to kill him. Hence his death shortly after.
All the pope had to do to live was say thank you, but he didn’t.
Bill Burr
Deadmau5.
The tapes of some of these Catholic hymns are getting kinda worn- let’s get some fresh beats to liven things up. And a laser lightshow in St Peter’s Basilica would help appeal to the “hip youths” ensuring a continued Catholic hegemony for the next century.
Resurrected harambe
Fuck off with that Danny devito crap. No one but Americans like that dude, and you’ve seen how utterly brain-dead America is.
I like him, so we’re up to America + this one guy
Damn I’ve never seen a Danny Devito hater. Welp I hope one day you are able to experience the joy of his Holiness Danny Devito the Pope.
Love it that you dumb down other people’s arguments to your level, and simplistically call anyone’s stance “lover/hater” because your brain can’t fucking comprehend anything beyond black and white.
Sure proved you’re American though.
My apologies for reducing your opinion to “hater”. May I inquire into the reason you have such strong feelings for Mr Devito? It appears it may be related to his being American. Would it effect your opinion of him if I told you he isn’t actually American? He was born in New Jersey, which to many isn’t really part of America, more of an unwanted growth of New York.
I know I have offended you and for that I apologize. However, I will not leave your person attacks unanswered. I will have you know my ocular spheres transmit to my brain a far larger number of colors. I would safetly estimate I can comprehend as near as 3 colors! Maybe more!
Sounds like a hater ass thing to say to me
Another retard from the woodworks.
Obviously the DeVito hater is an ableist, smh.
Okay buddy cunt.
When in doubt, double down with more slurs, I guess?
Bernie Sanders. Christianity spun out of a Jewish apocalyptic sect, so why not, in some very small part, bring it back toward its roots?
I am nominating myself, being as I am a Discordian Pope.
Donald Glover
I don’t know much about him, but he’s always seemed super cool. I’m down with a cool pope.
He didn’t get to be Spider-Man when it was age-appropriate and people were buzzing about the idea. I feel like Pope is a good consolation prize.
John Oliver
The pope elections always last long cause every man always votes for himself. Just like the pirate king of brethren court
Vermin Supreme.
