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lol, what a loser
“Unpossible! He’s a gabillionaire! Fake News!”
Maybe his daddy Vlad will bail him out.
The aggression in Liotta’s laugher makes it the most appropriate gif.
Lock him up
As much as I want Trump to be locked up, it would have to be for one of his multiple criminal indictments. Locking people up for not being able to pay fines is basically recreating debtors prisons and is hugely unfair to poor people.
That’s already the case for everyone else, let’s make it apply to the biggest piece of garbage in the world.
Surprise me.
“billionaire” lol - a lot is already happening
“Your honour my client only cosplays as a billionaire”
“No rational person would believe my client is an actual billionaire. Ask Fox!”
Be surprised. James now has the legal right to start seizing his assets in New York.
Hopefully we’ll see this by autumn.
I literally LOL’d at that one. smh.
If we’re lucky, it will sell out-of-state fireworks this summer.
sooner better. start selling his assets on the auction block. we’ll never recoup all the harm he has done, but we can do something.
Awww, I love this for him. <3
I’m late, but better late than never!
I wasn’t sure it would happen, but I hoped.
Trump better get to flipping those crusty shoes. 👍🏾
Maybe he can get a consolation prize,
What’s he need a bond for? Isn’t he a billionaire?
He’s a billionaire the same way I’m a $10k-naire if I get a $10k cash advance from my credit card and put it in the bank.
Shout out to all my 1klionaires
Thousandsaire.
Look at Mr fat cat over here having multiple 1ks.
I don’t have a cat. But rest assured that if I did it would be pampered and, potentially, overfed. So we’ll call that a draw.
It says in the article.
Either he starts paying now, or if he wants to pay after the appeal then he has to have a bond.
Yeah, I was just being rhetorical.
Gee, he can’t pay for his business fraud judgments with his sneaker fraud or his nft trading card fraud?
What about all the bribes he illegally and treasonously accepted by premiers of hostile countries?
I missed the sneaker thing, what’s that all about?
Dumps showed up at a sneaker convention a few days after receiving his 454-milkion dollar civil fraud judgment with some boxes of gold sneakers that cost $399 a pair in a typically transparent ploy to cover his costs.
Allegedly, his 1000 "never surrender high tops sold out, though he hasn’t paid any of that sentence yet and the thousand available pairs would cover less than .1% of his fines for that single judgment.
Also, a lot of people booed him when he showed up at the convention.
Fox hosts notably thought this was a great way for trump to be "connecting with Black America. Because they’re into sneakers, they love sneakers. This is a big deal. Certainly in the inner city.”
Is Sneaker culture racial? I thought all kinds of weirdos were in to shoes 🤣
Haha, you got it right, sneakerheads are all over. Fox is racial.
What the fuck.
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My favorite part of the story is when they find him stiff on the toilet and then dress him in these shoes before the weekend at bernie parade.
If only he hadn’t publicly slandered the same person twice more after successfully being sued the first time.
He’s trying to get his frequent slanderers card punched enough to get the tenth slander for free.
I’m happy for him to repeat the mistakes we know he can be held liable for.
Sadly he posted bond on E. Jean Carol’s settlement so she won’t see a dime for years as it goes through appeals
On the first one, yes. This is the second one, that he’s failed to post bond for, and won’t be allowed to appeal unless he can.
The third was videotaped as he walked out of the verdict on the second.
Make him sell off his properties. Turn mar-a-lago into an immigration center
Haha, this is a great idea.
Aww, that’s too bad.
So anyway, what are you guys up to this week?
I’m sorry, so sorry. Please accept my apology 😭.
Applying for emergency funding grant from my workplace to move back home and get a new home. Things are actually looking pretty good for me after seven months of living a complete and utter nightmare. When I got the news that I will probably be given the financial assistance I finally need as long as my paperwork is in line, I had to step off the sales floor and going to the bathroom and cry a little bit. I had a really good day today.
It’s been A really long time since had something to hope for
Good luck, hope everything works out and you can get to a place that makes you happy!
So many good feels from a trump thread. Never expected that!
Neither did I, to be honest. My birthday was on Friday, and I turned 45, and my family had abandoned me. And it was so bad that I had to keep myself from crying all day at work. But today was a good day. And I’ll take it.
Yep, take every win. And maybe when you’re sitting up late at night and the sleep’s not coming, just think about this win. Just a bit. It’s kinda fun to do.
Happy belated birthday! I sincerely hope things get better soon.
Wow! Good for you! Also, thanks for being real! Hope everything stays on this path! Don’t let the bumps bring you down!
Thanks!
Right On!
Can’t he sell platinum Trump steaks?
Russia won’t give him platinum, maybe depleted uranium or plutonium though.
PSA: it’s not over yet, they have until 25th of March. Don’t discard a boatload of rubles showing up on March 24th.
I was curious, so I did the (lazy) math.
1 USD is going for about 90 Rubles currently.
Assuming a Ruble is roughly the size of a USD…
A $1M USD stack made of 100 x $10,000, or 10 x 10 stacks measures 12" across x 13" front to back x approx. 5" tall. That is 780 cubic feet or a bit more than 22 cubic meters.
At $464 USD, assuming 90 Ruples per USD and that Rubles are roughly the same dimension as a USD (464 x 90 x 780 or 22) we get 32,572,800 cubic feet or 918,720 cubic meters.
Cargo ship size is usually measured in twenty-foot equivalent units (TEUs), based on the volume of a 20-foot-long (6.1 m) intermodal container. The internal volume of one of these containers is 1,172 cubic feet or 33.2 cubic meters.
Assuming a standard container size, it would take 28,710 TEUs to move the entire Trump bond via ship. The maximum TEU of the largest container ship listed on Wikipedia is 24,232, leaving Trump 4478 TEUs, 5,248,216 cubic feet or 143,296 cubic meters, and $72M short.
TL;DR: Even with the biggest boatload of Rubles, Trump would still come up short on the bond.
12" across x 13" front to back x approx. 5" tall. That is 780 cubic feet or a bit more than 22 cubic meters.
I’m not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work, there, Lou.
Bake 'em away toys! Amazing what misunderstanding ’ vs " can do.
Yeah for real. Putin may be a dick, but unlike Trump he is way ahead in the dictator plays and is estimated to be sitting at well over 100 billion USD. 500 million to bail out the US president who would gladly take the U.S. out of NATO for him seems absolutely reasonable.
That or Saudi Riyal. People are going to vote for this guy?
Oh that’s my birthday. What a good present to have if Letitia James starts selling his shit then.
Like the Alexander Navalny tower, formerly named Trump tower.
/RemindMe! In 7 days to wish stinerman a happy birthday.
My chuckles will not be contained.