zarkanian@sh.itjust.works to News@lemmy.world · 1 year agoFlorida Is on Its Way to Banning — and Criminalizing — Alternative Meatwww.foodandwine.comexternal-linkmessage-square141fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1external-linkFlorida Is on Its Way to Banning — and Criminalizing — Alternative Meatwww.foodandwine.comzarkanian@sh.itjust.works to News@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square141fedilink
minus-squareMagneticElectron@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoBut why? What do they have to ban ethically-sourced meat?
minus-squarevividspecter@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoNot destroying the planet and killing sentient beings is “woke”, so they have to oppose it.
minus-squareEdibleFriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoOne bite and, bam, your transmexican.
minus-squarePaddzr@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoGot to remember that one… It’ll come in handy for years to come!
minus-squareEdibleFriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoIts an affront in the eyes of republijesus.
minus-square𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoIt cuts into the meat industry’s profits and is primarily desired by liberals
minus-squareHonkyTonkWoman@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year ago“Furthermore, on this day, henceforth shall it be known: If it ain’t moo, cain’t moo, won’t moo, ain’t not never gonna moo, and can’t make you moo, then it is of the devil and shall not be permitted. Also, the words ‘front loaf’ are not permissible descriptions of the governor’s crotchetal regions. Let it be law. “
minus-squareolympicyes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 year agoIn fairness to them it’s not meat. Don’t ban it just label it appropriately, like sparkling protein.
minus-squareCosmicomical@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoBecause they need to keep the kill count high otherwise some other demon will surpass them.
But why? What do they have to ban ethically-sourced meat?
Because they are free market Republicans. /s
Not destroying the planet and killing sentient beings is “woke”, so they have to oppose it.
One bite and, bam, your transmexican.
Got to remember that one… It’ll come in handy for years to come!
What’s wrong with my transmexican?
Its an affront in the eyes of republijesus.
It cuts into the meat industry’s profits and is primarily desired by liberals
“Furthermore, on this day, henceforth shall it be known:
If it ain’t moo, cain’t moo, won’t moo, ain’t not never gonna moo, and can’t make you moo, then it is of the devil and shall not be permitted.
Also, the words ‘front loaf’ are not permissible descriptions of the governor’s crotchetal regions.
Let it be law. “
In fairness to them it’s not meat. Don’t ban it just label it appropriately, like sparkling protein.
It is literally meat though.
How is it not meat?
Because they need to keep the kill count high otherwise some other demon will surpass them.