If only
/gif_man_crying_dont_give_me_hope.
And let that snake, Vance, take over?
I think there’d be a power vacuum that could disrupt the current trajectory.
Agreed, no one in the GOP has the cult of personality thing like Drumpf. The remaining grifters will attack each other in their quest for power like a Humboldt squid feeding frenzy (Google that if you’ve been sleeping too peacefully lately.)
Vance would probably be instantly impeached over everything Trump has gotten away with so far.
I read this and all I can picture is Zapp Brannigan charting a course around black holes and through comet fields…
Vance doesn’t have the support of the personality cult. He can’t hold MAGA together. The whole thing will splinter.
Don’t give me hope like that.
I’m more optimistic than the average Lemmy user, but that’s too much.
Na. Dude made a deal with the Devil or some shit.
Is this an actual episode?
Looks like AI to me
I wonder why nobody did it yet.
You’re guaranteeing your death for something that has low odds of succeeding.
I guess the gun crowd is mostly maga and the remaining think there’ll be (legal) justice for him. Someday. Maybe.
It’s a suicide mission. You’re talking about killing the most protected human on the planet. Your guns, planning, money, they won’t go far and you’ll die in the process.
Father time is the best hope for a swift end to Trump.
Three people did. With poor aim and planning.
Probably more than three, tbf. We got to hear about the three that got close and not the Discord group where everyone realized they were part of the same FBI counterinsurgency group and then half of them got fired.
You sincerely think those were real attempts?
I think the golf course guy was real, at least.
No they shot Trumps ear for a Van Gogh pose and killed a few people in the crowd for good measure. Great acting but we are not falling for it!
/s
Ryan Routh had Lee Harvey Oswald written all over him. He just showed up ahead of the second gunman and pooched it.
CIA fall guys just ain’t what they used to be.
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Was going to say this exactly
He can’t die. If he dies how will he institute martial law April 20th?
lmao I was thinking the same. I have it in my calendar. can’t remember what the reason is supposed to be, but April 20th is martial law day
April 20th is Hitler’s birthday
And also Easter so maybe he’s gonna arrest the Easter bunny
And also the weed smokers
20 April 1889
I did not know that. Does fit with my theory that all numbers are nazi numbers.
Wow that entire DECADE was sending subtle dogwhistles
And my dog’s birthday!
Mr. fluffington, you are under arrest for liberal dog ideologies and for not being eaten by the immigrants in Springfield
Something about 420 being a nazi thing.
Kristi Noem and Pete Hegseth are compiling reports regarding the “national emergency” at the border, and advising if the insurrection act is an appropriate response. Their reports are due the 20th.
ahh yeah, that’s it. border ‘crisis’
All the more reason that the protest on April 19th is the most important one yet. It may be our last chance to have one safely.
I have the thought they’re going to use the protests on the 19th as provocation to institute martial law… I’m all for the protest and have been to most of the 50501s but the 19th has me worried.
Then let’s keep it peaceful and not give them reason.
I wouldn’t put it past them to pull a move out of the authoritarian playbook and hire people to act as violent protesters just in case.
Completely agree, and I’m glad the ones that have taken place have all been peaceful. But with the state of everything, unfortunately, that don’t matter much.
Yes, this is a shitpost community, but I still feel obligated to make sure folks know this isn’t real.
BUT IT COULD BE
So many fake Simpsons Trump “Predictions” I see them literally everywhere. It’s so weird how hard people try to push this shit, especially considering The Simpsons has made plenty of amazingly and eerily accurate … prognostications? But you never see those on mainstream social media. Only the fake Trump ones.
I didn’t believe because it looks like it happened post season 10 and therefore isn’t canon
It’s all ragebaiting and clicks now.
I’m looking at it right now
It’s real to me
No, it’s not, but the article you linked is about a different fake image.
But the title of the article is “Did ‘The Simpsons’ Predict President Trump’s Death”. And it’s rated “false”. If The Simpsons did predict his death, just not as indicated by the specific image mentioned in the article, surely that would be mentioned and the overall rating would be something like “mixture” rather than “false”.
I suppose unless The Simpsons predicted his death in an episode released after that Snopes article was written. In which case, fair point.
Yeah, and it was written in 2017. This is clearly an AI image created much later than that.
Depends on what season this is from. Can’t really say the Simpsons Did It rule applies to the last fifteen years or so.
Edit: Not even real womp womp
So, who was their time traveller on staff?
The ‘deep state’ has the chance to do the funniest things ever
well that is good only 4 more days to go though I am sure most of our lists contain a couple more people at least
