• Rentlar@lemmy.ca
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    8 months ago

    So tell me more aboot, (adjusts American mustache) -I mean about those secret military tests that were definitely not UFOs…

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    8 months ago

    If an advanced civilization developed the technology for interstellar travel, and came all this way to earth, I suspect one of 2 things will happen. Either their tech is so advanced that we won’t even detect them, or they show up ready to communicate or destroy us.

    I can’t seem them clumsily flying around, getting seen and whooshing off like some dumb teenagers playing ding-dong-ditch.

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      8 months ago

      It amuses me that they get caught on VHS flying around clumsily, but no one’s ever seen anything out in space. How did they get into the atmosphere? Not one telescope on the planet can spot ships flying towards the planet

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        8 months ago

        They travel thousands of light years just to pick up some ding dong and toss him back. I just picture a grey little alien dropping off a hillbilly after a solid butt probin’ with a finger over his mouth uttering, “Shhhh! No one will believe you.”

      • Cannibal_MoshpitV3@lemmy.world
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        8 months ago

        I can see humanity as being an emtertaining sitcom or something to an advanced spacefaring race. O ho ho ho they are so divided and primitive!

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        8 months ago

        I mean if you look at it like *observe and don’t interact" then it makes a lot of sense why the craft keep going into the ocean. It’s the best place on earth to hide and you can get anywhere on the planet that way.

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      8 months ago

      Also: for a civilization advanced enough for interstellar travel to want to destroy us is unlikely. The universe is filled with resources. We pose no threat and don’t really have anything special.

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      8 months ago

      I’m starting to think they’re inter dimensional, not extra terrestrial. Google what would a human in 4d look like to us, and it sounds just like the descriptions of angels in the Bible. Our brain just glitching out and seeing them as a mess of eyeballs and appendages. They can pop in and out of our reality, seemingly out of nowhere.

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      8 months ago

      I don’t get why everyone was always assuming ‘alien’ vs “time travelers.”

      The interest in Earth, general similarity to our own tech but more advanced, coupled with non-intervention makes a lot more sense under those conditions than aliens.

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    8 months ago

    A reminder that mach 3.5 jet aircraft were flying around in the mid 60s before we had computer chips.

    That was 60 years ago now. and 60 years before that, the airplane had only been around a year or so.

    We would not believe the prototype shit that is flying around today.

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      8 months ago

      once you reach ‘unmanned’ craft, the capabilities can get silly. the pilot being able to function in the G forces used to be a major limiting factor. remote-control meant limiting capabilities to what a human could comprehend. now we’re well past that too.

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        8 months ago

        funny how maga never seems to bring that little idea up lmao “hey everyone look over here at my left hand” while the right hand rapes and plunders our democracy

    • MyPornViewingAccount@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      The people accused of doing illegal things and hiding it from Congress investigated themselves and announced today they didnt do anything wrong.