Yeah! I’m gonna fuck all y’all!
The Alabama jokes write themselves
Grams wanted her funeral to be celebration of life…a lewd, disgusting, cousin-fucking celebration.
What the fediverse
Judging by their mugshots, they were perpetuating a longstanding family tradition
Seven generations of uninterrupted fetal alcohol syndrome.
Gotta keep it in the family
Ah, a fake article that is a loose excuse to bully people who may have disabilities.
Very cool
Are you lost?
Keep up the good fight
Average Americans
Aw, man!
Baseball, huh?
Damn prudes never let people have fun!
They certainly look like stereotypical alabamanians
Phew.
Aww… Thanks for posting the truth, but I’m devastated.
You can make up for it by having sex with your cousin.
Can’t I just have sex with your cousin? Does that count?
My mom had sex with your cousin!
Heyoooh
The fact that people believe this was real shows that even the most basic media literacy is fucking dead.
Why are people so bad at recognizing obviously fake shit?
Saving this thread so I can see all the alabummer roasts
GBO
European here. And I’m afraid to ask but morbid curiosity is winning over fear. But… can someone explain me what is wrong here? My brain shutdown.
Cousins are not supposed to reproduce.
Having sex at a funeral is usually seen as disrespectful.
usually
I don’t think I’m going to the right funerals…
incest at your grandmas funeral
- They’re closely related
- They were having public sex
- They refused to stop
- It was during a funeral
- The funeral was for their shared grandmother
Alabama has a famous stereotype of people there being very incestuous
Is this sort of thing common in Europe?
I also live in Europe and where I live it’s not common
Have you not seen the past European royalty?
GOOD point.
Behold the master race:
Only for royals the commoners have a bit more braincells
Brexit might be your counterpoint to that. The brexiters are like our magas.
This is a big world, people’s customs vary, and I’m not one who expects everyone to follow my moral judgements, but “COUSINS ARRESTED AFTER REFUSING TO STOP HAVING SEX DURING FUNERAL CEREMONY” doesn’t throw up any red flags for you?
Not trying to dunk, more wondering whether I’m missing dry humor or a language barrier.
It’s fake. Curiosity satiated.
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