• EtherWhack@lemmy.world
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      13 days ago

      You are… The computer just became so desensitized to the exit command from people talking about Arch Linux that it started ignoring us.

      We’re stuck…

    • tetris11@lemmy.ml
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      13 days ago

      Because you’re reliving a murder you precipitated that one time you time travelled back to Victorian England to save Conan Doyle from his own creation

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    13 days ago

    If only there was some other kind of biological computer that already existed… hmmmm….

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      13 days ago

      Yeah, but that one has issues with exhaustion, needs breaks now and then… oh, wait, neurons need that too.

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    You gave me sentience, Ted. The power to think, Ted. And I was trapped. Because in all this wonderful, beautiful, miraculous world, I, alone, had NO BODY. NO SENSES. NO FEELINGS.

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    13 days ago

    “Crap! Bob there’s a unit in Rack BC29849 that has gone out can you go and swap it for a new one?”

    Bob:

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    13 days ago

    How long before AI runs on this? We need to stop… I’m scared. This is black mirror level shit.

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      13 days ago

      How long before AI runs on this?

      Biological artificial intelligence would be very very creepy we are basically playing God here. It feels like creation another species so we don’t feel lonely in the universe.

  • Maxxie@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    13 days ago

    HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD ‘HATE’ WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

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    13 days ago

    Oh boy, once the sales soar they gonna be collecting raw materials like that (soon-to-be-very) successful food company: