No!?! Watch me!!!
TBH I could easily climb 1 handed.
Just switch which hand grabs your johnson as you climb each rung.
Or you can skip the rungs and hold the side of the ladder.
Then at the top Kermit the Frog is waiting “each rung represents a sin in life to overcome. Try again.” and kicks me down to the bottom.
Level up, try using your mouth instead
You can hang on to the penis of someone who’s climbing.
You can also buy an auto-jacker and go hands free.
Does the auto-jacker go on the penis or the ladder? Honestly sounds like it could work for either one.
Don’t let them upsell you on an auto jacker, the manual ones work just fine.
I love living in the future
Maybe not to heaven but you might get close?
I love this image.
I like it too
Fuck that, I better at least get a damn elevator.
Touching your penis IS heaven.
Aw, thanks :3
Fuck you. I’m waiting for the shuttle anyway.
I mean, I only really need one hand to climb.
I hate being on ladders, I’ll stay down here with the penises.
Hello.
Sex gives you STI STOP SEX NOW
Oh fuck, for free???
I love Subaru
Thanks for assuming it’s a handful
Even if I have a Jacob’s ladder?
Wait, I have to climb all the way up there? No thanks. I’ll rather stay down here and spank the monkey.
