I’d prefer that to her removing my carefully placed dirty dishes from the dishwasher, fully washing them by hand, then running them through dishwasher. Thanks for running up our utility bill for no appreciable reason and making me feel like I’m not doing my part! You could’ve just used the dishwasher as a drying rack or just stayed the fuck away from my dishes which you’ve seen come out of the dishwasher spotlessly clean!

I love her dearly and I’m literally in awe of her on a daily basis. Just one of those little things you have to laugh and accept.