It makes soap scum. I don’t want to be scrubbing that shit out of my shower every week.

If we did the Carolina Lean is a bigger threat than Elon, but somehow that’s legal in most states.

Paid time off (PTO) is what American companies call paid vacation because they don’t offer paid sick leave. You have to use vacation time if you want to get paid for a sick Day

That’s a federal crime. If it’s for your personal or household use and under $200 you’re fine(unless you’re coming from China).

Doesn’t seem like a good time to fuck with border control.

You just get up after pooping, and then pull the TP through your butt cheeks. It’s massively inferior, the poop gets spread around when you stand up. I used like 10x more TP as a standing wiper. I will say it’s gentler on the asshole though.

Yes, and for some reason those recessions and emergencies happen when morons are in charge. Who would’ve guessed?

Average lemmy.ml user be like:

I mean, yeah? Is that really so bad. I guess it depends what the intent was. The town I grew up in was pretty tame, and the room I’d get locked in without food or water if I’d misbehaved had books

I’m not sure how we got on the topic, but it came up in a drunken conversation with a friend. I’m fully converted to a sit down wiper now.

Open/Libreoffice can do that too

Which countries are you talking about? Pretty much every country with a notable economy has gold reserves of some size.

Probably, but what else can they do? Someone that goes along with the corruption is worse than someone in on the corruption. At least the latter cost money.

Elon Musk did two Nazi salutes in a row at the inauguration

Also a lot of municipal waste systems just don’t pick up general recycling from commercial buildings. Usually just one dumpster for trash and one for cardboard.

It’d be a little macabre, but I feel like it’s pretty easy to handcuff a corpse…

Neither is the person you’re responding to, we don’t have any manner of digital ID in the US.

I’m pretty sure ThePicardManuever posts 9 million times a day.

Migration to Europe or Canada is essentially impossible unless you have skills that are in high demand.

I live on the same street as an elementary school, I see dozens of 3rd-5th graders walking to school every morning. Really confused about why this person was singled out.

I feel like at this point the Republicans don’t have to worry about their policies being popular anymore. Their voters are stuck in an information bubble where anything they don’t like is scapegoated on someone else.

Your updated number is still off by over a million. Not everyone over the age of 18 is eligible to vote. Not that it changes the point much, but you want to look for eligible voters vs over 18.