If I don’t hear from him it means he doesn’t want eggs. My alarm goes off at 5:30, he’s usually up at ~5:45. By the time I get these texts I’m done with my morning routine (shower, get dressed, etc) and he’s bathing so the timing is synced with him having his breakfast out of the bath.
He’s pretty on the nose with his timings. What if you don’t hear from him. Is there a default egg state?
I don’t know. Thursday was kinda early. Make sure he wasn’t swapped.
If I don’t hear from him it means he doesn’t want eggs. My alarm goes off at 5:30, he’s usually up at ~5:45. By the time I get these texts I’m done with my morning routine (shower, get dressed, etc) and he’s bathing so the timing is synced with him having his breakfast out of the bath.
Follow up questions; are you Alfred and have you figured out the entrance to the Batcave yet?
(Lego Batman voice) “Alfred, get me some Al-fried eggs this morning. And make sure you make a smiley face with bacon.”
OP: “Right away, sir”
Yeah this smells like “live in personal assistant”