Everybody gangsta until the ceiling tassels start spinning.
Sorry. Can’t pay attention to this thread. Too busy typing 5318008 into my calculator.
What the 1134, squid?
Shh. There’s some titties.
Ahta!!
I’ve been there. 58008 Cleavage Ct. in Twin Peaks.
Now I want a jam donut.
what’s the difference between jam and jelly
The country it’s located in.
I can’t jelly my cock in your dumbass
I bet you could if you really tried!
This is my lamp. I not only chose those bulbs, but rewired the whole thing so that would fit.
that’s a huge light rod
Username checks out
Why does the lamp on the right not cast a pattern on the wall but the apparently identical lamp on the left does?
Tbh it looks more moobs than boobs
Those are not female presenting nipples. Those are moobs if ever I’ve seen em.
“Nipple clamps? Dammit, I thought you said nipple LAMPS”
Lightboobs
i remember mama
BOOBS
Elon boobs.
itt: staying abreast of the latest trends…
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Just don’t pick up the phone… It is probably broken anyway after being soaked like that
Its an older meme, but it checks out
I really hope copypastas stay around forever
As long it’s al dente
