I feel sick all the time
I got excited about a sale on toilet paper. It was 50% off for 30 rolls of the really high quality one!
Ah but you’re not really a proper old guy until you get a bidet and start bitching about how medieval everyplace you go is that doesn’t have one.
I’ve started to lose height as I get older instead of gaining it
My (slightly) balding head.
Ain’t it brutal? They say if you haven’t started balding at age 40, you probably never will, but I’ve known several people with a full head of lush hair at 40, and in their early fifties, it’s all gone to hell.
I tore the fuck out of my shoulder and had to have extensive repair surgery done. When I was talking to my physical therapist about a specific aspect of the repair, he said that they tended to do that with “older” people.
Ouch.
Also, I guess that my goal of looking like 2016 Rich Piana has now morphed to looking like 2018 Rich Piana. :(
Nobody mistakes me for a teenager anymore.
Kids call me “lady”
I want to go to bed at 9 PM
I get excited for new appliances
Driving at night just sucks.
I hit that in my mid 20s. Turned out my headlights sucked and I needed to clean the inside of my windshield.
Looks at a picture of a family dinner from 10 years ago. One third of the people are now dead…
Stuff hurts more than it used to.
Cuts and such heal WAYYYYY more slowly.
I also seem to bruise easier.
my fucks slowly run out
it does get marginally better once you do run out.
Honestly I’ve been getting much happier the less fucks I give.
Inverse correlation
This has become my theme song.
This is the plus side of being older.
I’ve been burned enough times in life that it’s really easy to just write people off that I shouldn’t have let in my life anyway, and I’m much happier in my own little world with my books.
I notice the 55 and older menu. Save some money!
Not replying to as many of these types of posts is one of them
They Might Be Older (Still)
I took a shower and my knee hurts. Like fuck.
Either you or I take showers very wrong
I’ll tell you when you’re older
