Fartland.
Trade names with the Gulf and become the United States of Mexico.
A not-insignificant amount of the USA was Mexico, at one time.
There’s nothing united about it, other than maybe hatred towards minorities
other than maybe hatred towards minorities
dissents
There are
dozensthousands of us!
That’s just Mexico’s actual name
New New Mexico and Old New Mexico
United States of Lee (after General Robert Lee)
New motto
All For Me and None For Thee
Hey now - why go with Lee when you could go with Forrest and celebrate the first leader of the KKK.
Also, much better statutes.
United States
Hell.
American States of Maga
And yes, it is infinitely recursive.
The birth place of Jesus
That’s so Utah.
“Yucatán”
Which means “the end of your finger” because the Spanish asked some folks what they were pointing at and they didn’t understand the question
Hmm, idiocracy fits I guess. Seems to describe our country well enough.
Divided States of Affairs
Turtle Island
Hey now, I’m feeling attacked!
To the top with you
Donald Trump’s Best, Biggest Country in the World, the Biggest, Juiciest Country there is, you know it, folks, No Illegals Allowed, No Fentanyl, All the Guns! And Covfefe!
Dumbfuckistan
The only correct answer.
United States of America (temporary). America as a country isn’t making it much longer anyway so no need to think about it too much.
Rome Secundus
