I’m picturing donvict hunched over each and every one of these dumbasses, rawdogging them w/ no lube because he’ll be stealing all their benefits, putting them out of a job, putting them out on the street, deporting them, imprisoning them, quite possibly killing many of them with his policies, and then he says, mid-pump, “here, have a straw! I brought them back for you!”
It’s like he’s going through every stupid fox and friends ‘controversy’ and just tries to ‘fix’ it. I think the closest anyone got to banning plastic straws is specific city ordinances in certain cities, and only for establishments that serve drinks.
Edit: after reading the article, I guess Biden had also moved to remove the use of single use plastic across the federal government by 2035. That would’ve probably made quite a dent, given how the government is a big consumer of pretty much anything. It wasn’t going to affect anyone in their day to day life probably (except having slightly less plastic in the environment).
They didn’t go anywhere. You can get them. The Woke Police aren’t going to glitter your door down and trans you. Buy all the plastic straws you want.
Okay, but what will they do this for? Asking for a friend…
Deadnaming, obviously
Speak for yourself.
I am all The Woke Police on this blessed day :)
People who complain about straws are like comedians who vomplain that they can’t say anything anymore without being cancelled
Thank you! I thought I was crazy
We don’t have to. The straws will do all the heavy lifting for us. /s
It’s insidious stuff, those PFAS. :3
And seventy some million voters suddenly forgot this was true as soon as they read about this great achievement from their God-king.
I’m picturing donvict hunched over each and every one of these dumbasses, rawdogging them w/ no lube because he’ll be stealing all their benefits, putting them out of a job, putting them out on the street, deporting them, imprisoning them, quite possibly killing many of them with his policies, and then he says, mid-pump, “here, have a straw! I brought them back for you!”
Not with that attitude.
It’s like he’s going through every stupid fox and friends ‘controversy’ and just tries to ‘fix’ it. I think the closest anyone got to banning plastic straws is specific city ordinances in certain cities, and only for establishments that serve drinks.
Edit: after reading the article, I guess Biden had also moved to remove the use of single use plastic across the federal government by 2035. That would’ve probably made quite a dent, given how the government is a big consumer of pretty much anything. It wasn’t going to affect anyone in their day to day life probably (except having slightly less plastic in the environment).