Anyone actually doing something like that has a problem.
eating disorders have been around forever :( we just have the language to describe it now
We all have problems.
I must add, the gas I would produce on this diet would for sure violate the Geneva Suggestions
My uncle has an enforced limit on deviled eggs at family gatherings for similar reasons.
Found the Canadian. “It’s never a war crime the first time”.
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Sgt Johnson: “Master Chief, use the space lasers!”
John: “wookie battle cry”
Geneva Suggestions
Found the account of US government
No, they now consider them the Geneva aggressions. As in how dare those Genoese tell us not to do something, we should invade Sweden over it. /s
“We highly recommend gassing civilians indiscriminately is like probably not really the best idea.”
I know someone who gets the shits from egg yokes and also coffee on occasion. This diet would work well for them because they’d shit themselves inside out after 3 days of this.
Excellent reference. I think about this at least once per week.
The excessive amounts of white wine is actually the only thing here that saves you from scurvy.
I don’t think that you’ll get scurvy in the 3 days of this diet. 😆🍋
Excessive you say? Hmm…seems like the bare minimum.
And no supper? I would definitely die without coffee, hard boiled egg and a glass of wine for supper.
It looks like they’ve never heard of second breakfast, either.
Another of the 3-day diets on this list (and to be fair, they said don’t do any of them for more than 3 days!) was:
Ice cream. As much as you want. But only vanilla, and no extras like fudge sauce or sprinkles.
I remember, because I’m old.
I read one in a magazine that was for more than 3 days, and it suggested only drinking milk instead of water.
The reasoning was:- fat cells are mostly water
- so not drinking water will get rid of most of the fat cells
- drinking milk doesn’t add water because your stomach acid turns it into a solid, so it isn’t liquid anymore
Nutritional advice used to be wild.
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In my experience “nutritional advice” changes completely every 7 years on average. In 2032 we’ll probably be saying “nutritional advice used to be wild” about a lot of what we’re taking for granted right now.
Keto, carnivore and low-carb is my guess.
Military diet, I remember that. Did that as a kid for a month or so
There was another one, don’t know if it was from the same list or not, but it was the all beet diet. Just beets. Season and cook them however you want, but that is all you are allowed to have. Period. My stepdad did the diet and nearly lost his goddamned mind.
Sounds like the only-kale diet I read about.
I wonder if some of those were just the result of a dare between magazine writers.I suppose it’s one way to lose weight. It wouldn’t be long before I decide to choose hunger over even more fucking beets
I feel like one would lose their mind looking at the toilet afterwards. I imagine it looks like you shit out blood clots
Pro Tip: For an even quicker result, drink a cup of tequila right before bed. The agave’s thermogenic properties will ensure that you puke those 3 eggs and half a stake right out.
Fun fact: Nikola Tesla suggested to drink a bit of… burbon or the like before bed.
He also had to walk around a building a 3 times before entering. It’s a wonder he got anything done.
Every innovator of the early 20th century was a mentally ill alcoholic.
I mean…it technically fits the macros.
By my count that’s:
16g carbs (64 calories) 45g fat (405 calories) 56g protein (224 calories) 14g alcohol (100 calories)
That’s about 800 calories per day, with enough protein to maintain at least some lean mass while on a significant calorie deficit.
Doesn’t seem healthy but I think it would work.
Breakfast:
Lunch:
Dinner:
I take the smaller glass is “little water”
The finn special.
Perkele
Shit. Where you getting the money for so many cigarettes? Best I can do is drag a two pack of Swisher Sweets out over the week.
France?
If this was Balkan, it would have been espresso.
Finland. Coffee, cigarette, and vodka. Called blöro
Ahh, so not apricot brandy… Oh well.
Enjoy the sauna!
Such a foodie
This is what is now called a keto diet. Eggs, due to high protein, work as an appetite suppressant for several hours. Sugar causes cravings in a few.
There was never, among other things, a high population of obese people until the recommendation of the low fat diet (pyramid diet). Usually you would just see them at carnivals.
I’ve gone back to the 60’s diet several years ago. Lost 95 lbs, have increased energy levels, feel great.
10/10 recommend
I could 100% live on this diet. It is probably almost as healthy as I eat now.
The wine is probably 500 Calories in carbs though.
True, but I don’t drink alcohol unless it’s a dry wine, or a low carb seltzer.
Low calorie seltzers dont exist. They just aren’t required to include alcohol in the Calorie count. One ounce of pure alcohol is about 250 Calories.
Vitamins be like… hmph, skinny ass bitches really are going to die.
70s keto
Yeah it is keto + OBOWAD. Alcohol inhibits fat metabolism so I would expect this to be less effective than keto for fat loss.
When I was keto I could have 1 serving of alcohol a day and that seemed to actually help prevent plateaus, probably due to diuretic effects. However, 2 or more drinks in a meal and I wouldn’t lose or would even gain due to inflammation. I don’t think I tried drinking 1-2 per meal for more than one meal a day.
Did you die yet?
