This is all so unbelievably small-minded and petty.
So like Trump.
So… Also small-handed.
And…mushroom-dicked.
Is there a dick that isn’t like a mushroom?
I hear ducks’ are corkscrew-shaped. I didn’t want to know this… and now you do, too!
And the fact it just tells Spanish-speakers to “go home”…
Florida, California, new Mexico…
we havin fun yet?
And this is only the beginning!
And the constitution page.
https://www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-white-house/our-government/the-constitution/
Only place to read it now is in the official us maga bible.
It too can be yours for only 1488 easy payments of 33.6 Trump coins!
Search for constitution for more fun.
What’s fucked up is the way I verified it was really missing when I first read about it was to search Google for “Whitehouse site the Constitution” then an hour later it stopped coming up at all and just the archived Obama page shows up.
What the fuck
Sounds like the US is about to get an official language.
It’s English but with a Philly accent. Gonna get youse a wutter ice and cheez wit.
Excuse you, it’s pronounced wooder.
Ern ern en ern ern
Bigly
https://www.whitehouse.gov/ has a fucking intro video. KEKW (only because im in europe xdd)
The new homepage
Hahahahaha what the actual fuck?!?!
I couldn’t even finish the intro video. It’s like they didn’t even try to avoid making gaudy propoganda.