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In soup.
Putting pineapple on it
Turned into a slurry and then administered as an enema.
Pizza Slurry Enema
nice band name
With a spoon
Close second would be chopsticks.
Close second would be chopsticks.
My brother eats pizza with chopsticks
(For context: my family was all born in China)
How does that even work?
well, we chinese undergo intense shaolin finger strength training at a young age, and so we all can pick up heavy objects up to 1kg with our chopsticks.
Blending and drinking through a straw
tell me youve never tried pizza soup without telling me youve never tried pizza soup
I’ve never tried pizza soup
fuck, let me try again …
Chicago Deep Dish lmao gottem
That’s lasagna sir, this thread is about pizza
That’s an insult to lasagna
This awful video I saw where someone put pizza in a blender and turned it into a casserole
I refuse to believe that was anything other than rage bait, like every Chef Club video.
Sure, probably. Still qualifies though, right?
Oh for sure, I just refuse to believe I’m living in a world where people put pizza in a blender for anything other than rage bait or dealing with a wired jaw and a pizza craving, haha.
What about that but as a sausage?
Here we go!
Folded over so the cheese is on the outside then held with ham fists.
Better yet, Chicago style, but folded over so the sauce is on the outside and then eaten no hands like a pie contest
I can’t stop laughing at ham fists. 😂
Spiral sliced and slurped as one giant noodle.
i gotta try that
When we used to order pizza in middle school, kids would fold the slices one on top of the other and eat them like a big sandwich. That was the most popular way to avoid questions about whether they would share it with others. Not to mention, most people snuck to the toilet for feasting.
Like regular pizza, but you use orange juice as a nice dipping sauce for it
The question reminds me of a skit: https://youtu.be/v-lYREzDN6U
- Place the plastic table on your nose
- Remove the crust and lick it like a rabbi at a circumcision
- Roll pieces 1,3,5 from tip to girth and arrange them into an F shape
- Roll pieces 2,4,6 from girth to tip and arrange them into a U shape.
- Thank the pizza guy who is holding the box still, and then slam the door in his face.
- Continue licking the crust you hid in your pocket, and then dial for another pizza
You throw it away, not eating it.
This reminds me of an article about how to pack your plastic shopping bags to avoid spoiling frozen and refredgerated items on the way back home. The article basically boiled down to: bring a cooling bag.
It’s answering some question while completely disregarding the premise of the original question.
In a blender
Eat the crust, leave the rest.
