You guys just need to get a good civil war rolling, stoke those Flemish-Wallonian tensions, arm a couple of separatist movements, maybe genocide a village or two, just ask the Balkans - fastest way to put you on the map as a real country.
Also waffles.
Ever noticed how waffles, chocolate, mayonnaise, Belgian fries and poutines are all gas station food?
And beer. Especially the Flemish reds.
And chocolate.
And mayonnaise to die for.
Wait so Belgium is the New Jersey of Europe?
They call those roads.
No, it’s not
If it was designed as a logistics network between France and the NL it would have a decent road system
Germany hasn’t visited for quite a while.
I live in Norway. Trust me, your roads are fine.
I was wondering why your roads would be that bad and I learn a few things:
https://www.quora.com/Why-are-the-roads-in-Norway-in-such-bad-condition
You have a telehiv problem : the climate destroys your road rather quickly.
It’s a road bump on our way to Paris
The national mascot of Belgium is a naked toddler urinating in public. They are not a serious people.
We also got some pretty big balls. Balls of steel.
Check out the Atomium!
naked toddler urinating in public.
Are you sure it is Belgium?
Nice how the guy crawls his breast hair though
He has costumes, we’re not total animals
just call it Benelux already before its under water anyway.
Ask the Congolese if Belgium is real. They aren’t the biggest fans to put it mildly.
Is it?
It also has a tram line spanning its entire coast, which is an argument either for or against it existing.
The entire coast? All 50 km?
Our coast is shit. Much prefer The Netherlands or France’s coast.
IDK, that one time Germany tried to travel through Belgium to get to France everyone got all pissed…
Because they didn’t use the Autobahn
I just wish he wouldn’t swear so much or intensely
Belgian beer.
Mic drop
Belgian fries, Belgian waffles, Belgian chocolate ^^Belgian ^^weed
And JCVD
How could I forget the best Belgian cultural export ?
Oooh ooh. And Poirot!
OK, now I’m out.
Fries are really not that unique and super basic same with waffles and chocolate doesn’t even grow there so just like Switzerland its stolen culture. I do agree on the Belgium beer part rich diverse flavors by multiple smaller artisinal brewers, thats culture.
Anyone claiming Belgium was founded because of its road infrastructure has never traveled those roads…
So “Belgium” is a country just like “New Zealand” is also a country. What’s next? People claiming Sealand isn’t a country!?
