Black Friday was my gateway, a werewolf boy for cheap. Then, discontinued toys back for a ‘until they’re gone’ surprise sale, and you know I was getting myself a Liger or two. Then when I needed a bag a few years ago, oh look they have that too, oh and condoms and stickers… They have holiday cock lights, too now!
That’s why I only fill my bookshelf with bad dragon toys
Just imagine the wobble that goes through this array of assorted dragon dicks when someone bumps that shelf.
I want nothing more than to sporadically think of this throughout the day today
Oh. Oh, you poor innocent soul. Sometimes I wish for the days of fancy and wonder to come back to me. You keep thinking the best thoughts!
Look at Richie Rich over here being able to afford even a single Bad Dragon
Black Friday was my gateway, a werewolf boy for cheap. Then, discontinued toys back for a ‘until they’re gone’ surprise sale, and you know I was getting myself a Liger or two. Then when I needed a bag a few years ago, oh look they have that too, oh and condoms and stickers… They have holiday cock lights, too now!
Once you are a connoisseur, you never leave.