All about fighting the patriarchy until they need a fake dick to satisfy themselves.
Two possibilities:
- you never masturbate
- you are a hypocrite
So what is it?
- his harem of waifus pleasure him upon demand
It sounds like you feel a little threatened by a dildo, are you not confident in your ability to satisfy a women? It’s okay to include toys, especially if your partner climaxing is important to you.
They, the scary women! Don’t worry, they can’t find you in your basement.
Bold of you to assume he lives in his own basement.
what a self own, dear genital.
Based on coloring it would be a BWC instead of a BBC
The only negative thing I see there is Brian’s rather backwards moralist judgement.
I find the projection in these comments fascinating. It’s someone joking about an embarrassing gaffe, not a moral judgement or anything close to slut shaming.
It may not be a moral judgement, but it certainly equates shitty time and having dildo in your interview background. Almost as if it was shaming, or I don’t really know what else to attribute that to
There’s a bug difference between recognizing something will lead to a bad time and thinking it should lead to bad time. Like I really hope they don’t have a public way to contact them.
Girthy little guy, isn’t he?
At least it wasn’t stereotypically black
Black goes with everything and hides stains better than lighter colors.
It should have been. This is the BBC after all.
I’ve heard people say “the BBC”.
I’ve heard people say “BBC News”.
Ive never heard anyone say “the BBC News”.
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and that cock isn’t even black.
What’s wrong with that.
Nothing’s wrong with dildos, but it has to be pretty embarrassing to show the world that you read books
That’s why I only fill my bookshelf with bad dragon toys
Just imagine the wobble that goes through this array of assorted dragon dicks when someone bumps that shelf.
I want nothing more than to sporadically think of this throughout the day today
Oh. Oh, you poor innocent soul. Sometimes I wish for the days of fancy and wonder to come back to me. You keep thinking the best thoughts!
Look at Richie Rich over here being able to afford even a single Bad Dragon
Black Friday was my gateway, a werewolf boy for cheap. Then, discontinued toys back for a ‘until they’re gone’ surprise sale, and you know I was getting myself a Liger or two. Then when I needed a bag a few years ago, oh look they have that too, oh and condoms and stickers… They have holiday cock lights, too now!
Once you are a connoisseur, you never leave.
I wouldn’t exactly put dildos and professionalism in the same category
There’s professional porn actor and prostitute probably.
Well, shit. Touche.
Depends on the profession, I suppose.
Do dildo testers have a union?
No, they are in the business of getting fucked so a union would be a bad fit for them.
Be the change you want to see in the world, I believe in you
what about dildo producers?
Dildo designers?
Dildo community managers?I need a FOSS dildo manager
You’ve led me on quite the rabbit hole of sex toy technology, kind stranger. Here are some of my finds:
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First, a simple bluetooth sex toy app: https://github.com/dreadhonk/ToyControl.git
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Connecting sex toys to several ero games: https://github.com/Sauceke/LoveMachine.git
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Connecting sex toys to your VRChat avatar: https://github.com/SutekhVRC/VibeCheck.git
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Transmitting Morse code via buttplug vibrations (For your chess cheating needs) : https://github.com/RonSijm/ButtFish.git
And my favorite:
- Connecting sex toys vibrations to kills in Team Fortress 2: https://github.com/fionafibration/team-frotress-2
As a bonus, i also learned the term Teledildonics, which is cool.
Think about the cybersecurity implications - how many people get cheap shitty sex toys (jelly toys aren’t sanitizable btw 🤢). There’s already a lot of issues with smart lights, fridges, having default root passwords or already shipped compromised… now you can have a botnet inside your butt.
Buttnet, surely?
You can’t just talk about teledildonics without mentioning the great buttplug.io. Its creator even has notifications set up for when someone mentions teledildonics on Reddit (maybe not anymore, haha). Many games have support for it through a mod and IIRC one officially released a ‘sex update’ to support buttplug.io. Not a sex game, by the way.
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Don’t forget the programmers! (teledildonics)
bad dragon has merch
Not sure, we’re mostly self employed and really work out at the end of the day
I hear it has its ups and downs
A dildo, OUTRAGEOUS! Bring the fainting bed!
What a shit site and shit article.
There are multiple videos playing at the same time, all having the "wowowow, can you believe it? Here, loads of yellow arrows and circles for that dildo because WOWOWOWOOW!
yeah, the thing that happened is slightly funny, but can we not be 12, please?
Air horn
vine boom
MW2 hit marker noise
Think of the children!
That’s brilliant!!
Sam is the best
Nothing wrong with it but still embarrassing
What’s the point of having a Horga’hn if you don’t display it.
Girthy!
Power move
I’d totally do this on purpose
Absolute power move.
Simultaneously a threat and an incentive!
Assert dominance by showing everyone your dildo on live TV.
As did they.
I swear I’ve seen this before, like pre-YouTube or circa 2001. i even remember the woman only lasting a few minutes on the forum that was scrutinizing it because she didn’t seem to be aware of trolls. if this is a recent interview then maybe it was done as some sort of homage. only way i would have come across it back then was if someone threw up a link in general chat on pirat4x4.
